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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:34 PM
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Seriously. What would you really do if GW offered to shake you hand?
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JaySherman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:35 PM
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1. Just turn around and walk away.
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 10:56 AM
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54. I'd do the same
No need to get the death penalty for myself by bitch slapping him, which is what I'd like to do.
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cally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 06:39 PM
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75. Thanks so much for showing respect
to many DUers who asked that fellow DUers not use the word bitch slap. :eyes:
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 12:19 AM
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81. I couldn't edit my earlier reply
Let me take this opportunity to apologize to anyone upset by my use of the term "b**** slap." I am still somewhat new here and honestly I do not read anywhere near even a third of all threads. I'm not a moderator and it takes too much time. I see profanity on here regularly and assumed what could be said on tv could be said on here.
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:14 PM
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96. yeah he should have read your minds to know how many are offended by it
and, of course, automatically agreed with you. All hail the PC language police.
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:35 PM
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2. Flip him off.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:35 PM
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Take off my rings.
And my watch.
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bigmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:35 PM
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3. I have considered this.
Grab it, hold it, and tell him a short, pithy truth about himself.
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pacifictiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:35 PM
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4. no chance of it happening
the further I stay away from him the better I feel.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:36 PM
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5. If I knew in advance...
I'd give him the "stink-palm".

Watch "Mallrats" and you'll understand.

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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:38 PM
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9. Damn! Beat me to it!
Edited on Wed Apr-07-04 06:46 PM by Whitacre D_WI
on edit: Blue-Jay is a douchebag.
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ChompySnack Donating Member (612 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:37 PM
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6. Refuse
And call him a corrupt and evil man to his face.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:37 PM
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7. I would "stink-palm" him.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 10:23 AM
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49. What is a "stink-palm"?
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shanti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 02:59 PM
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66. you DON'T want to know!
Edited on Thu Apr-08-04 03:02 PM by seekthetruth
ctfu! but i'll let you in on it anyway:

"Wiping your ass with your hand, preferably while very sweaty or freshly after taking a shit. Then procede to shake some random asshole's hand. It'll stink for hours!"
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elfwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:50 PM
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99. the answer to that question may be found...
By watching Kevin Smith's "Mallrats".
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:38 PM
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8. Tell him where he could shove his handshake.
Edited on Wed Apr-07-04 06:38 PM by Fenris
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:38 PM
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I wouldn't shake his hand.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:38 PM
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10. Make sure I had some handi wipes with me like Monk...
And wipe my hand off afterwards. Thinking about touching him makes my skin crawl.
Duckie
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codegreen Donating Member (827 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:38 PM
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11. remain motionless, give him a death stare
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newsguyatl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:44 PM
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18. LOL
that's so funny. lol
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:38 PM
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12. Just keep staring him in the eye
and not offering my hand. A stare can be worth 100,000 words - mine would be filled w/4-letter words and a touch of pity.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:41 PM
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13. Spit on the fucker's
hand and walk away.
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:36 PM
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64. hand, hell!!
I'd spit in his simian FACE!!!!

:grr:
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:42 PM
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14. Walk away
Would depend on the circumstances. If he showed up at my house, I'd tell him calmly that he wasn't welcome and close the door. In a public place, I'd walk away as long as I could do that easily.
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:43 PM
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15. Refuse
then vomit. Not necessarily in that order.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:44 PM
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16. Say, "I'll see you in Hell first" n/t
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HornBuckler Donating Member (978 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:44 PM
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17. Do A Sweet 80's Move
Extend My Hand, Then Pull Back To The Hair Saying "Mooch!"
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U2Fanatic Donating Member (187 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 08:40 PM
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40. LOL
that is a good one
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Plaid Adder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:46 PM
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19. Excellent comeback from Sir Walter Scott's *Marmion*:
Edited on Wed Apr-07-04 06:48 PM by Plaid Adder
"My castles are my king's alone,
From turret to foundation stone--
The hand of Plaidder is her own."

And then you just walk away.

Scott said "Douglas" instead of Plaidder, but otherwise, it's perfect,

The Plaid Adder
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 10:20 AM
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48. I like that.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:48 PM
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20. refuse
hold both my hands up, shake my head, and stare at his hand like he was trying to hand me a fresh turd.
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Katarina Donating Member (753 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:55 PM
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21. Give him a pissy look
and ask him who he was talking to. Seriously...there is no way in hell that creep would touch me. Nasty!
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gpandas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:01 PM
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22. handshake
get directly down on his case
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toska Donating Member (180 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:01 PM
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23. Shake and ...
say nice to meet you Governor. I hear he really gets pissed when he doesn't feel he gets the proper respect. You have to be very calm and non-threatening but get him all worked up. Bring out the little kid in him.
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:04 PM
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24. I honestly don't know....
I most likely would just ignore him or act like I don't see him reaching out. but on the other hand it may be a chance to tell him a thing or two.


I doubt I would ever get close enough to him as I would never go after him and he'd never come towards me with the scowl I'd have on my face.


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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:05 PM
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25. puhleeez, where would bush be
to shake this ol' gay boy's hand?
any place he'd be, this side of heaven, wouldn't have me.
and heaven wouldn't have him.
thank you jeeezus!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 01:25 PM
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90. I'd curtsy
and say "pleased to meet ya, Miss Thang".
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DEM FAN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:06 PM
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26. I Would Not Shake His Hand. I Would Put My Hands Behind My Back
And Walk Away. :-(
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Broadslidin Donating Member (949 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:07 PM
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27. After Spitting into my hand and Gripping him firmly, I would say.........!
How you doin, georgie pourgie?
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absyntheNsugar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:08 PM
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28. Smile, shake his hand then whisper to him
that he's invited to a BBQ at my place after he gets voted out in November.

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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:31 PM
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29. Look at his hand, shake my head, and say to him...
"I'm sorry, but I save my right hand for better things than that." Then turn around and walk off.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:32 PM
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30. Honestly,
I'd be afraid he'd throw me in Gitmo if I didn't shake his hand.
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LiberalManiacfromOC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:33 PM
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31. First, stare at his with a disgusted look. Then when he gave me that
stupid smile, i would say something like "You don't deserve to shake my hand you knowledgeless bigot." and walk away.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:34 PM
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32. STINKPALM!
:D
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 10:42 AM
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52. Totally
I'd stinkpalm him in a heartbeat.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:36 PM
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33. I'd look at it and say, "Yep, that's a hand all right."
Then walk away. :)
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:38 PM
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34. Maybe stick out my left hand?
Watch him try and deal with it.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:43 PM
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35. nothing clever here -- just stare in his eyes & put my hands in my pockets
I doubt I'd say a word.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:44 PM
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36. Recoil in horror
then walk away so that all in attendance would know that it was an insult.
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:56 PM
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37. I'm well prepared for this situation
I don't go anywhere without my trusty Joy Buzzer in tow.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:00 PM
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79. That was my mom's first thought...
when she saw this thread. :) She's mean.
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CHestonsucks Donating Member (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 07:59 PM
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38. Give him the limp hand.
Extend my hand and offer no gripping pressure in greeting whatsoever. Try it, it's gross!
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 08:01 PM
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39. "uh uh! You didn't say the magic words, Mr. Bush!"

And if he were so stunned as to say, "May I please shake your hand?" (and even then he would be smirking insincerely)

"No, sir -- you're supposed to say you're resigning!"
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 08:50 PM
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41. How much could I get away with without being shot by the SS guards?
Hell, I'd even risk a night in jail. It would be worth it just to tell that fucking piece of shit how much I loathe him and his entire criminal family, to his face.
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kiahzero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 08:51 PM
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42. Be reasonably polite
I believe in the notion of respecting the office, if not the illegal squatter.
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 08:53 PM
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43. I swear, I'll pimp slap him. Then I'll see you all in 5 to 10.......eom
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:11 PM
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44. I'd never get close enough to him
for that to be a possibility. I can't imagine choosing to spend some of the finite moments of my life at a gathering that he would attend.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:26 PM
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45. Kick where No-balls n/t
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Djinn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:40 PM
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46. I doubt I'd ever get that close
if I ever got within screaming range my obscenities would already have seen a bunch of secret service dudes jump me and bundle me out to a holding cell!
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:07 PM
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47. Same thing I did when Reagan tried it.... stuck out my hand
and withdrew it before he could grab it while saying, "just like you took the promised veteran benefits away, Mr. President."
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:11 PM
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60. Nice one, WJMS! --
Edited on Thu Apr-08-04 01:17 PM by m-jean03
How did he react? :thumbsup:
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 05:53 PM
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70. I got a glare from my Commanding Officer, and he just stared
blankly at me. He moved on, and the secret service guy behind my CO said "Nice work."
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 06:50 PM
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77. Ha! That's great.
I sure hope you made him think, if only for a minute!
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Bride of Cthulhu Donating Member (220 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 10:25 AM
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50. give him a really disgusted look,
turn my back and walk off.
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 10:38 AM
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51. Hold my hand out and when he reaches for it...
pull it away real fast and smooth my hair with it.
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 10:52 AM
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53. Put Krazy Glue on my hand and shake it
And then while we're glued together and he can't go anywhere, I'd verbally tear him a new asshole for the damage he's done to this country. I doubt that Bush has ever met anyone as angry as I'd be. Right there, face to face and in front of the cameras, I'd ask him all the questions the media is afraid to ask. No crime would go undeclared, and no insult would go unhurled.

Of course, I'd never be at any event Bush is attending, so I guess it's all academic.
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bearfan454 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:23 PM
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55. I would tell hin I don't shake hands with
right wing neocon facist Nazi corporate crook war criminals. And then give him the finger.
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ploppy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:24 PM
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56. I'd hand him my glasses
and ask him to clean them.
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:30 PM
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57. I wouldn't shake his hand for a million dollars.
I would say, "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but you don't deserve to shake my hand."
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Ricdude Donating Member (218 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:38 PM
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58. "Nice to meet you, Governor." (nt)
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:27 PM
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61. I doubt that he'd get it.
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:44 PM
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59. spit on the ground in front of him
And probably follow it up with "Fuck you, traitor."

I've spent a lot of time imagining what I'd do!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:31 PM
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62. tickLe his paLm
you know what that means?
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tsakshaug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:34 PM
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63. undecided
between the no-hand death stare

or the firm unbreakable hand shake while telling him what a jerk he is while the SS pull me off and drag me off. Wonder how long I could hang on
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:55 PM
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65. "Up to now I've only shaken hands with gentleman
and I see no reason to stop that time-honored, Christian tradition. I cannot shake your hand, Mr. Bush."

Normally, I wouldn't refuse to shake hands because I believe in respecting the moment and the person of authority. But because he's Shrub - and not a gentleman, and a criminal, and a traitor, with a child-like sensibility about being "dissed" - refusing would totally set off his toddler-like temper and I'd love to see him go into a tirade especially if the media were around.

Now, if at some point in my life I were to become a prison chaplain, and had opportunity to provide counseling and pastoral care to him, THEN I would shake his hand.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:01 PM
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67. I'd Salute Him - With One Finger
Like I did to then-President Nixon in 1970, when he visited Morristown, NJ.
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discordian Donating Member (88 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:06 PM
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68. STINK PALM!!!!
Major league, drippy, luscious, stink palm.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:13 PM
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69. What is a "stink-palm"?
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 06:32 PM
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74. I think it's when you spit in your hand n/t
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 06:41 PM
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76. Thanks
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 01:25 PM
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89. actually, I think
instead of moistening your hand with spit, you fetch some "dew" from the top of your, um, ass cleavage.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 01:51 PM
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93. Oh man. Funny.
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 05:54 PM
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71. Shake his hand
nt
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MusicTVstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 01:21 PM
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88. thats what i was going to say!
as always, we're always thinking the same thing...

i'd shake his hand out of respect for the office of president, even if he's far from my favorite and i don't agree with any of his policies, i think i'd just shake his hand back
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 05:54 PM
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72. No, I would not.
I wouldn't be caught anywhere close enough to have the opportunity, frankly...
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 06:13 PM
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73. Put my hand behind my back and start...
...lecturing him about all the horrible things he's done. Grr.

:mad:
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strategery blunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 06:54 PM
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78. Puke on it
Just like the shrub's daddy puked on the Prime Minister of Japan.

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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:24 PM
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80. While shaking his hand... stare him in the face
start with "wow, you are so much shorter than you look on tv", and ask if he needs the name of a good dentist.

*apparently he has bad teeth, and is terribly concerned about it, which is why one rarely sees pics of him with his teeth showing. just thought I would go for his vanity*

In short - with no power I couldn't do much but try to screw with his vane head for a moment.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 12:30 AM
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82. Easy





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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 12:30 AM
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83. OR





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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 12:30 AM
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84. fart
as rankly as possible.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 10:02 AM
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86. Nothing worse than a Guinness fart!
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polazarus Donating Member (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 12:33 AM
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85. I would shake his hand.
We are all humans ya know.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 10:23 AM
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87. cram a pretzel down his throat
n/t
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 01:30 PM
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91. with a shovel
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stanwyck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 01:50 PM
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92. I'd want the press there to capture
my not letting go of his hand while I tell him what a disgrace he is to our country. He has distorted America's freedom into a fascist regime of death and greed.
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carols Donating Member (694 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 01:59 PM
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94. Laugh and insult the size of his penis
n/t
Carol
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:25 PM
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97. You've been talking to Laura?
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athos1126 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:01 PM
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95. I'D BITE HIM!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hi guys!
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carols Donating Member (694 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:48 PM
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98. LOL - my other option was to grin broadly...
firmly grasp his hand, wink and say, "Don't you worry about a thing asshole...my doctor ASSURED me I'm no longer contagious." or

turn to my husband and say, "See honey...I told you he was just like Jesus what with touching the lepers and all." Then to *, "Don't worry...it's the dry kind...I think..."

Watch the little squeamish fucker jump right out of his shoes...
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 03:00 PM
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100. Be arrested for spitting on him
I figure there are no words for my contempt
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