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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:04 AM
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Cow tipping: A refined art
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:05 AM
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1. Never tipped a cow, but
my father, who grew up on a farm, claims that it's impossible. They don't sleep standing up, and when they're awake they're not about to let you push them over.
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mainer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:09 AM
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2. Impossible to tip a cow
Agree with the first post! My in-laws have a 500-head dairy farm. They say you just can't do it. The cows sleep lying down, and they sure wouldn't let you tip them over if they're awake.
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DiverDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:43 AM
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3. I'm a snipe hunting kind of guy
Not that there is anything wrong with cow tipping...
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 03:03 PM
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4. I only tip 'em if the service is really good
and with cows it usually isn't...!

This particular urban legend drives me crazy. Cows wouldn't last too long as a species if they let predators, much less drunken college students, sneak up on 'em.
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