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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:55 AM
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Determine Your Porn Star Name...
Use your middle name for your Porn Star first name, and use the name of the first street that you lived on as your Porn Star last name.

Mine would be Anthony Parker.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:56 AM
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1. Robert Sprucewood, ready to service you, heh-heh.
Sprucewood was the name of the street but it does have a sort of vague porn sound to it, doesn't it?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:58 AM
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2. Lee Spruce (bow chicka bow bow)
:D
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 04:45 PM
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32. Great porn name!
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:26 AM
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53. according to this cartoon


my porno name would be Aesop Quail. god damn it, that's not very suggestive of anything.
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stimbox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:00 AM
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3. Hah!
Christian Deadwood

Not a very inspiring "stickman" name. Better Punk Rock name though.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:43 AM
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55. Yeah, "deadwood" is a pretty sad name for porn
Unless Vivid Video ever does a "Guys Gone Limp" series of videos...
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:01 AM
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4. Doby Fourth, starring in "Geez, I wish I was first. Or second....
... even third wouldn't be bad."

I don't think that name would be much of a draw, for some reason...

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rankdog Donating Member (22 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:02 AM
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5. Matthew Colorado
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:03 AM
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6. "Sterling Johnson"
Johnson, Sterling Johnson...
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:14 AM
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68. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a WINNER!!!
.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:03 AM
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7. Hold-on!! That's supposed to be your 'Soap Opera Star' name!!
Edited on Wed Apr-07-04 11:07 AM by XNASA
Your adult star name is the first pet you can ever recall and your mothers maiden name.

For example, using that criteria, my soap opera name is "Leo Palmer", but my adult star name is "Toby Wolfe".

Of course, not a lot of people like to give-up their mother's maiden name on the internet....and then maybe I'm fudging mine a bit so that no one will truly know........

But your formula is for your Soap Name.....I'm just sayin'.
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:10 AM
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11. Aren't Soap Operas Soft Porn Anyway? n/t
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Guy_Montag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 06:55 AM
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67. why wouldn't you want to give out your Mother's maiden name? n/t
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:05 AM
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8. Eugene Pinewood
I guess I should get the pine tar out. :7
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:07 AM
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9. Hugh G. Normos
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:09 AM
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10. Carlos G. Polidoro
Edited on Wed Apr-07-04 11:10 AM by JCCyC
I read it wrong the first time. Accurate now.
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histohoney Donating Member (584 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:43 AM
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12. Trotter Legget
uck. Not sexy.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:53 AM
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13. Edward Bentley?
That sounds more like an English rapper. I say, bling bling.
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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:56 AM
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14. Marie Grand
:D
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:59 AM
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15. No No No! You've got it all wrong!
Your porn star first name is the name of your first ever pet. Your porn star last name is the name of the first street you ever lived on.

Hence my porn star name is "Maggie Star Two"

Other unique porn star names (my cube mates) are "Muffy Johnson", "Rover Dover", "Ben Xenwood", "McKenzie Minnetonka", and "Buster Greenrock"
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Snow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 12:44 PM
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21. Not sure - probably "Hooter Sargent", but it could be
"Lucifer Willard". Bearing in mind I'm of the guy variety, which do you think would be the bigger box-office draw?
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 03:06 PM
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26. Well, I Stand Corrected...
but this is the way it was told to me. Actually, the guy who told it to me was fired from his job for passing it around at work.
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Kathleen04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 04:53 PM
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33. If it has to be your first pet's name..I'm in trouble..
cause my first dog's name was "Frumpy". ;)
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:10 PM
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37. Hey your formula works
just call me Dixon Drake

DAMN that even turns me on

I might have to make that my screen name

The possibilities are endless
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 04:04 AM
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63. Sonic Standage
still I say "wtf?"
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 12:04 PM
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16. phiLLip huron
not as good as dirk diggLer. :(
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 12:11 PM
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17. Ray Chatham
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 12:14 PM
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18. I thought it was supposed to be your first pet's name as your first name.
In that case, my porno name would be Buffy Van Buren.

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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 12:26 PM
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19. Christopher Tioga
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 12:27 PM
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20. BAMBI LYNN LEO...
LOL

It's my original birth name, before I was put up for adoption!!!!

What WAS that woman thinking?
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 12:56 PM
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22. Joan South Fifth...
EWW I sound dirrty!!!
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 01:01 PM
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23. Marie Broad
LOL

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Triple H Donating Member (714 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 01:03 PM
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24. Howard Geranium
ROTFL.
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tigerbeat Donating Member (475 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 01:08 PM
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25. David Somerset.
pretty good one if you ask me.
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Demonaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 03:13 PM
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27. Curveball, shoots blanks and but cant stand "up" to scrutiny, rummy is my
fluffer
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 03:14 PM
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28. ....
Nicole Kirby M'liss? I guess as far as porn star names go, that's not the worst.
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Arbustosux Donating Member (769 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 04:35 PM
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29. John Camino Hornos
yeppers...I live on Camino Hornos!
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:44 PM
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45. LOL
that's a good one.

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Arbustosux Donating Member (769 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:20 AM
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51. it only sounds dirty
Camino Hornos means Oven Street :)
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 04:38 PM
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30. George Kimball
I thought this was for soap operas
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 04:45 PM
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31. Shannon Swern
Has kind of a dirty sound to it!
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:14 PM
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38. I've always liked the name 'Shannon'.
:D
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:24 PM
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39. Thanks,
I'm a guy, though, and I go by Shannon. Not too many of those running around...
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:26 PM
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40. Yeah, I know you're a guy.
True, it's not a common name, but I still like it a lot. :)
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 04:55 PM
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34. Rod Steel
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:02 PM
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35. Rafael Flame
Has a nice ring to it, don't ya think? ;)
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:04 PM
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36. Hal Buchanan
n/t
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SCRUBDASHRUB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:27 PM
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41. Suzanne Carolyn
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:41 PM
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43. That REALLY sounds like a name
for a porn actress.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:29 PM
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42. Adam Cottonwood
yeah, i know :D
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:44 PM
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44. Brendan Milwaukee.
Ehhh... :shrug:
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alarcojon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:05 PM
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46. Guillermo Mozart
Edited on Wed Apr-07-04 06:14 PM by alarcoeg
the musical Latin lover! B-)

I've also been Guillermo Greenview, Harding, Green, High, Creekview, Sessions, Summit, and Park.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:08 PM
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47. You lived on Mozart Street?
Confess! Tell me how many people on your block pronounced it "Mo-Zart".

:D

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alarcojon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:12 PM
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48. I was born on Mozart (in Chicago)
so I don't remember how people pronounced it. But I'm sure the Mo-zart pronunciation is common. I know that the "correct" pronunciation of Goethe street is "go-thee"
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lolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:26 PM
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49. Don't need to
There's already a pornstar named "Lolly" (in Germany, I think).

Don't know her last name--maybe it's like Madonna: one name is all you need.
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gristy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 06:29 PM
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50. Scott Berkeley
Not bad.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:26 AM
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52. Elizabeth 42nd?
Pretty funky. :shrug:
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:40 AM
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54. Micheal County B East
:wtf:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:49 AM
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57. Much of my family would be something like "William Route 2"
LOL!

And I'm thinking of the kids in my neghborhood here and elsewher in NYC: "Julio West 137th", "Shlomo East 88th" . . .
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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:44 AM
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56. Marie Walnut
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Lindsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:57 AM
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58. Kay Normandy
n/t
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furrylitldevil Donating Member (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 12:58 AM
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59. Charles Andes
I'd come out with a pocket protector and rainbow suspenders...ready for love!
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Rocinante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 01:33 AM
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60. Lynn Nubbin
No I'm not kidding. I was raised in the farm country of Tn and the first name of the road was Nubbin.
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 03:53 AM
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61. Judith Meridan
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 04:03 AM
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62. Leland Standage.... wtf?
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 04:22 AM
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64. Michael Monteceito
that has quite the ring to it eh baby!
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 04:35 AM
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65. Jay Thermo.
Turning up the heat! :evilgrin:
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Florida_Geek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 06:07 AM
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66. John Many :) nt
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:35 AM
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69. Marie Furwood-this is good, especially if I was a hermaphrodite
Edited on Thu Apr-08-04 07:36 AM by noonwitch
That's the second street I lived on. I don't remember the name of the first one.
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skippysmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 08:47 AM
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70. Anne Robin
Not very exciting...though if I use my first pet's name I'd be Sassy Robin!
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 09:51 AM
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71. Willy Clinton
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