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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:42 AM
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Interesting survey about men
A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found
that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that
started with the letter "T".

Examples of those days are as follows:

Tuesday

Thursday

Thanksgiving

Today

Tomorrow

Thaturday

Thunday
_________________________________

A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed
in the
middle of the night:

5% said it was to get a glass of water

12% said it was to go to the toilet

83% said it was to go home

__________________________________

The perfect breakfast as a man sees it...

You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of
Wheaties,

your mistress is on the cover of Playboy,

and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
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(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?

(A) Nudity
__________________________________

(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

(A) 45 lbs
__________________________________

(Q) What'! s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

(A) 45 minutes
__________________________________

(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"

(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
__________________________________

(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?

(A) A golden retriever
__________________________________

(Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to Virginia?

(A) Everyone has the same DNA.
__________________________________

(Q) What' s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern
zoo?

(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front
of the cage
along with a recipe.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:48 AM
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1. awesome post
loved every word of it!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:53 AM
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2. I should be shocked and insulted
And I will be once I stop laughing.....
Good one.
:thumbsup:
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