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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:22 AM
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I have won the mail wars!
My best friend and I play this little game in the post.

For my birthday this year, he sent me a VHS copy of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", with a sticky note inside that said "feel old?"

The "game" part is he wrapped it in a plain brown wrapper and wrote in the return address "Girls Gone Wild 2 Video Offer", which is funny because I live in a little town where you have to get the packages handed to you from the little old lady at the post office.

So my "thank you" note to him was in a window envelope; I made up a logo and return address (mine) for "XO MARITAL AIDS AND MASSAGERS", and printed on the front of the envelope "OPEN IMMEDIATELY - REBATE CHECK ENCLOSED". :D

His wife thinks I'm the funniest man alive, and he called the other day to capitulate, saying "I'm afraid I'm way out of my league."

:bounce:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:24 AM
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1. Oh, that is EVIL! And hilarious!
Congratulations on your victory.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:01 AM
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2. It's nice, but...
Robb is STILL a dingmod.
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Bog Frog Donating Member (214 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:39 AM
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3. thanks for the laugh
Well done!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:46 AM
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4. Too funny!
Very creative of you!

Next time, send something to him from NAMBLA.
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