Our cat is an ARMY OF ONE (3 confirmed kills overnight)

[underpants]

4 in 24 hours.

Read more about Operation First Strikehere.

The General was safely overseeing on the really high ground (in the bedroom on top of the TV which is on top of the stand up dresser) while THE troop was taking care of business in the kitchen. To be fair General Sundance showed great leadership this morning by pointing out to the troop where intel suggested that another of the enemy might be-under the fridge. The General then retired to the bedroom and promoted himself again.

I'll spare you the gory details but as I left she (Trooper Pepper)was back on patrol.

[matcom]

1. so, were they 'Insurgents'??

or 'civilian' (members of the population) who don't like the fact that Pepper INVADED their home! WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DIE!

i said it yesterday and i'll say it again:

STOP THE KILLING AND BRING PEPPER HOME NOW!!!!!!

[underpants]

6. Why don't you support the Troop?

[matcom]

9. i fully support the Troop

BRING PEPPER HOME NOW!!

as a father, i don't want you to have to burry your young! what's gonna happen when the Shia Mice start to resist?

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. As a representative of the rat resistence

I can tell you we will never surrender and we will triumph over the infidel felines.

Viva la resistance!

[Qanisqineq]

3. "Army of One"

ha! that cracks me up! (Although, my husband blames that slogan on the poor attitude of newer recruits.)

[underpants]

5. "Be all I can be? I can't be anything for $600 a month"

I actually know someone who dated someone who was the child of the guy who came up with BE ALL YOU CAN BE.

Sam Malone (Cheers) after signing up to impress Rebecca: "We do more before 9 AM than most people do all day"

Frasier Crane:" And that was a SELLING point for you?"

[LynneSin]

4. So when does Bush land a plane on your front lawn and say....

"Mission Accomplished"

[underpants]

7. It better be a REAL small plane

We don't have a lawn just an ivy covered "area" in front of the apartment.

The mission is never accomplished.

[benburch]

8. Bush in small planes...

I like that idea somehow.

[LynneSin]

10. small planes for small minds

[Don_G]

11. Take Two Cats And A Handful Of Mice

And toss them in Matcom's kitchen.

He was yearning for a catfight yesterday.

[pansypoo53219]

12. i may have disarmed my potential mousers

but they have teeth, and they have already gotten a fly. and hey are only 7+months old.
while my other 2 cats did not kill the invading chipmunk, they DID force him to retreat to his own land.
AND sybil did somehow find a descecated long dead crispy mouse. so with the coming bug season, i expect many killed in the horrid invading centipede army.

[Supormom]

13. You're keeping track of the numbers?

But I thought you weren't supposed to count the number of kills of enemy combatants!

[underpants]

14. Ooops

Sorry the line between Vietnam and now seems to be blurring in many ways.