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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 03:54 AM
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"Mr. President, what's 2+2?" (or your caption here)


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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 03:56 AM
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1. George knew his drink problem had got worse...
...when he dropped his glass before missing his mouth.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:12 AM
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6. lol!
:D
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drhilarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 04:01 AM
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2. "Jane Goodall me friend? Banana take good?"
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 04:13 AM
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3. Ok, Mr. President. I will repeat the question:
"can you name ten US states?"


"Uhh... Texas, California, Florida... how many is that? ... uh, Texas..."
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:36 AM
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13. "If I peel off this mask, there really is a reptile underneath."
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 04:33 AM
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4. Dumber than a box of rocks...
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lojasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 04:44 AM
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5. My mama says you shouldn't use my comb.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:13 AM
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7. Man, this presidenting is hard!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:13 AM
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8. "Ever see that movie 'Something About Mary'?"
"This is the last time I take advice on haircare from Cameron Diaz."
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:14 AM
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9. "And sometimes, when I break ferocious wind, I make this face..."
"...then I leave the area, because my ass really smells like burning tires sometimes."
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:16 AM
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10. ......with the jungle cut down and the other chimpanzees slaughtered
or poached, Incurious George had to resort to grooming himself........
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:18 AM
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11. No new Tickses
:bounce:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:26 AM
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12. Mr. pResident, how many bioinformatic specialist jobs have been created
by giving the super-rich massive tax cuts? How much and what kind of training does it take to become a bioinformatic specialist, and when can I expect financial help since we can hardly keep a roof over our heads and food on the family?
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:44 AM
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14. I wish Uncle Dick were here. Him or KKKarl.
(Open mouth, insert foot here.)
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 10:54 AM
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15. "Hang on a second, see, I'm...uhhh...I'm attuning to remember...uhhh
just what lie it was I told...uhh...last week, no, month...uhh..see, here I don't talk English real great, see...uhhh....so I can keep it straight, see...uhhh...and project dignitude and presidentialness...uhhh"
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 05:18 PM
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16. Bushy-pooh, you are the weakest link...GOODBYE!! n/t
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