"Mr. President, what's 2+2?" (or your caption here)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

[Dead_Parrot]

1. George knew his drink problem had got worse...

...when he dropped his glass before missing his mouth.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

6. lol!

[drhilarius]

2. "Jane Goodall me friend? Banana take good?"

[ComerPerro]

3. Ok, Mr. President. I will repeat the question:

"can you name ten US states?"


"Uhh... Texas, California, Florida... how many is that? ... uh, Texas..."

[BringEmOn]

13. "If I peel off this mask, there really is a reptile underneath."

[LibertyorDeath]

4. Dumber than a box of rocks...

[lojasmo]

5. My mama says you shouldn't use my comb.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Man, this presidenting is hard!

[Fenris]

8. "Ever see that movie 'Something About Mary'?"

"This is the last time I take advice on haircare from Cameron Diaz."

[kmla]

9. "And sometimes, when I break ferocious wind, I make this face..."

"...then I leave the area, because my ass really smells like burning tires sometimes."

[Aristus]

10. ......with the jungle cut down and the other chimpanzees slaughtered

or poached, Incurious George had to resort to grooming himself........

[underpants]

11. No new Tickses

[cosmicdot]

12. Mr. pResident, how many bioinformatic specialist jobs have been created

by giving the super-rich massive tax cuts? How much and what kind of training does it take to become a bioinformatic specialist, and when can I expect financial help since we can hardly keep a roof over our heads and food on the family?

[Ganja Ninja]

14. I wish Uncle Dick were here. Him or KKKarl.

(Open mouth, insert foot here.)

[grannylib]

15. "Hang on a second, see, I'm...uhhh...I'm attuning to remember...uhhh

just what lie it was I told...uhh...last week, no, month...uhh..see, here I don't talk English real great, see...uhhh....so I can keep it straight, see...uhhh...and project dignitude and presidentialness...uhhh"

[Tom_Foolery]

16. Bushy-pooh, you are the weakest link...GOODBYE!! n/t