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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 03:10 AM
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Do not Taunt Happy Fun Ball



Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 03:17 AM
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1. I prefer the UPD
Edited on Wed Apr-07-04 03:22 AM by Archae
Unicorn Protection Device. :D

(VERY inside joke.)

On edit:

Here's where you can get your own UPD.

http://www.whiteponyproductions.com/products/upd.htm
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 03:27 AM
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2. Is the thought of a Unicorn a real thought?
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 03:29 AM
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3. Ask White Pony.
(The owner of the web site with the UPD)
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