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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 10:35 AM
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What will be the title of the new Indiana Jones movie?
"Indiana Jones and the Titanium Hip"
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 11:39 AM
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1. Indiana Jones and the Lost Geezer Cane.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 11:47 AM
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2. hee!
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 11:51 AM
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3. Hey, I've got a geezer cane and two whips that would kick the shit out of Indiana Jones.
Then again, he'd probably just shoot me.

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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 11:54 AM
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4. That would be great. Instead of his iconic whip he could have a cane.
and he could have a Cardigan instead of his leather jacket.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 11:56 AM
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5. Maybe he could pull a Yoda (Kermit the Frog) scene like in Episode II.
Edited on Tue Dec-06-11 11:58 AM by HopeHoops
That was Episode II, right?

On Edit: I've become very proficient at retrieving my cane from the ground with my feet. People reach to help me and I usually have it in my hand before they get close. I can roll it up by the handle, the food, or flip it with my toes if there is a gap (like a curb). Damn good weapon if you need one.



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Graybeard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 02:25 PM
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6. Indiana Jones: "In The Pit Of Redundancy."
The abyss of been there done that sequels.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 03:25 PM
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11. So, true.
lol
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 02:36 PM
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7. Indiana Jones and the Depends of Destiny.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 03:24 PM
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10. I like!
haha!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 03:19 PM
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8. Indiana Jones and the Lost Continence
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 03:24 PM
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9. Win!
:toast:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 03:25 PM
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12. What? What did I win?
:shrug: :rofl:
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 03:27 PM
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14. You won the lost continence.
Edited on Tue Dec-06-11 04:13 PM by geardaddy
;)

"wont?" won even.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 03:26 PM
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13. The Curse of the Medicare Part D Form
Edited on Tue Dec-06-11 03:26 PM by geardaddy
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 04:23 PM
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15. Indiana Jones and the Assisted Living Facility of Doom
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 10:00 AM
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lol
Awesome!
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 10:00 AM
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23. dupe
Edited on Wed Dec-07-11 10:08 AM by geardaddy
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 05:30 PM
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16. Indiana Jones and the Giant Geritol n/t
Edited on Tue Dec-06-11 05:36 PM by DFW
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 10:01 AM
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24. Nice!
:toast:
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Hassin Bin Sober Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 05:32 PM
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17. Indiana Jones and The..........Get off my lawn!!!!!!!
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 10:01 AM
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25. Heee!
lol
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 05:57 PM
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18. Indiana Jones and the Senior Moment
... the whaaaat?
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 10:02 AM
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26. LMAO
I can just see a scene where he forgets that he's afraid of snakes.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 06:07 PM
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19. Indiana Jones: TNG?
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 10:08 AM
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29. You mean combine it with Picard and Co?
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 01:09 PM
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33. Hah, no.
That would be funny though.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 06:08 PM
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20. dupe
Edited on Tue Dec-06-11 06:17 PM by sakabatou
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GaYellowDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 06:19 PM
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21. Indiana Jones and the Ancient Artifact
Whoops, that's redundant.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 10:03 AM
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27. LMAO
That's got to be the working title of every one of the movies.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 06:20 PM
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22. Indiana Jones and the Cialis Bathtubs.
With more grapevines!
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 10:03 AM
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28. That is winner.
lol

Who's in the other bathtub?
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 12:28 PM
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30. Scene 1: Indy walks into a huge hidden cavern filled with plundered treasure & artifacts and says...
"Now why the hell did I walk in here?"
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 12:30 PM
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31. Excellent.
I would love to see a full-length spoof on Geriatric Jones.
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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 12:37 PM
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32. Indiana Jones and...the...the... the...it's time for my nap.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 04:06 PM
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34. Nice.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 04:07 PM
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35. Indiana Jones and the Search for Libido.
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 04:08 PM
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36. Indiana Jones and the Secrets of AARP n/t
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 04:20 PM
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37. Awesome!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 05:16 PM
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38. Indiana Jones and the Second Attempt to Have Shia LaBouef Pick Up the Series
Maybe if they'd cast someone with a little more fonzie in him, the James Deany feel for Indy's son woulda worked. The movie was just an embarrassment. But who knows... I knew they'd screwed up after the second movie and they still managed to come back with #3.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-11 09:20 AM
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39. lol
They do need someone with a little more fonzie in him.
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