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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 06:39 PM
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The CRAZIESTCrazychristian Christmas Gift of all time:
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 06:41 PM
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1. omg they also sell HARNESSES for women. KINKYor what?
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:30 PM
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15. I don't know.
It's only kinky if I don't do it.
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 06:42 PM
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2. Handy.
For the wannabe gangsta on your shopping list.

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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 06:45 PM
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3. The light switch is stiill a favorite.


--imm
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uriel1972 Donating Member (343 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 06:55 PM
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7. I sit here and think
Did they really not think about this? Or maybe they meant it? Nahhh they couldn't have could they?

Now I'm really confused
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CTyankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:21 PM
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11. Oh, but you miss the point! The light switch is there to represent the "light of the world"!
You obviously have a dirty mind...

:evilgrin:
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:26 PM
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13. You can get the Herman Cain model at his pep talks.
--imm
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:23 PM
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12. Power -- Gods. They go together.
--imm
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:01 PM
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9. Is.....nah, it can't be.....um, can it?
That is too funny.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:21 PM
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10. Clue: Notice how deep into his pockets the little boy's hands go.
Edited on Sat Dec-03-11 07:23 PM by immoderate
When the lights are turned on, so is Jesus.

--imm
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:31 PM
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16. Pedophile Jesus....
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jtuck004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:32 PM
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17. Amen. n/t
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 06:48 PM
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4. I looked at the site
asnd it looks more like some kind of Goth or Punk jewelry site than anything really religious. Nothing particularly religious about fish hook earrings or tongue glitter. :rofl:
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 06:59 PM
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8. They sell scarab and bat necklaces
I kinda figured that was the "Department of Animals You May Not Eat."

I did look for the Cockring department--you know, to make her have a more deeply religious experience--but there weren't any.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:33 PM
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18. It's so people don't have to go into that store they use to have in malls
and embarrass yourself for thinking about buying crappy shit as a joke...

I can't remember what that store was called...
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 08:41 PM
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24. Tongue glitter? Man, I lead a sheltered life...
:D
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-11 04:41 PM
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29. Yeah, it's not a fundie site.
In the "about" section it just says the designer had "Leviticus" as a childhood nickname. No wonder she's a goth!

I like a lot of her stuff. The change purse with the teeth is awesomely creepy!
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pipoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 06:54 PM
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5. Mz Pip is right, it's goth jewelry
Edited on Sat Dec-03-11 06:55 PM by pipoman
it can hardly be attributed to crazy christians, unless of coarse that is how refer to the goth subculture as a whole..which would be odd..
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 06:55 PM
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6. That's like scary crazy
:scared:
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:26 PM
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14. they shall beat their swords into plowshares...
good grief
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:40 PM
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19. Thou shalt honor the stabbath....
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demmiblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 08:14 PM
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22. .
:spray:
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 07:49 PM
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20. Probably a big seller with the Opus Dei crowd. nt
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freshwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 08:05 PM
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21. Argh! Oh come, all ye faith-less, ready to knife your brother in the heart! Make it go away!
:hide:

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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 08:22 PM
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23. I love it!!!
I really want one of these... An amazing metaphor!!!
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 08:46 PM
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25. "You don't fuck with the Jesus!"
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 09:05 PM
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26. Maybe it's to promote this movie:
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-11 10:00 PM
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27. "The Cross and The Switchblade" all in the same package!
If one don't work, try the other, or "Smite the Sinners!"
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-11 10:44 AM
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28. wonder if it passes through airport inspection? n/t
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