PHOTO: You've seen plenty of musicians afflicted with "guitar face," but not like THIS...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[Arkansas Granny]

1. This one might come close.

[alphafemale]

2. If I weeeve heh To-MEOWWW- mo....

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. ...because if there's ANYTHING a kitty likes...

...it's a FREE bird.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Excellent.

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MOST excellent, my friend!!!!
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[alphafemale]

8. +++++

[kayakjohnny]

3. Cat Stevens.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. Or Cat Cobain...

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Cubby Koda, lead guitarist of Brownsville Station (the original "Smokin' in the Boy's Room")...

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... once described by novelist and rock-n-roll afficianado Stephen King in glowing
terms that I forget now (but basically adding up to "most kick-ass guitarist in the
HISTORY of rock-n-roll") was the NERDIEST-looking guitar-god you could ever hope
to see. During his incredible solos, he sported a fucking perpetual O-face.
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The picture is from backstage at a gig in Miami in 1972. Cubby is on the left. Just
TRY to guess who the performer in the opening act was (he's on the right).
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Answer in filename and a little bit scrolled down from the pic.
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WOW!! George Carlin (we lost Cubby, too... in 2000).
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[alphafemale]

9. Why is Cubby checking out George Carlin's left tit?

I think Cubby and I would have got on FAMOUSLY!

WOOD PANELING!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Cubby had some hearing damage and when introduced to Carlin...

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... mis-heard, "George has a remarkable left TIST perspective."
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I also just found a picture of Tony Driggins, his original bassist
BEFORE Brownsville Station made it nationally (I saw the band on
several occassions up through 1972, when he was still there). Tony
was a Hendrix look-alike who played bass behind his back and with
his tongue. At the time, I went to highschool with him in a school
that had sportcoats and ties as a male dresscode. Tony sported the
most AMAZING psychelic-colored paisley sportscoats you could ever
imagine. OUR rock-n-roll god.
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(on edit -- removed the slip that I've traveled in time to the year 2972)
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[HopeHoops]

11. Isn't that Keith Richards sitting on Pee Wee Herman's lap?

[Tom Ripley]

12. I think Mick Ronson and Robin Trower were tied for "King of Guitar Face"