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when Hubby and I were just getting started dating, he worked in a convenience store, which I made sure to frequent just to hang out with him. I was standing in the aisle with the magazines, just perusing the covers, holding a bag of groceries in one hand and a gallon of milk in the other. Once the few other customers had vacated the premises (just what I had been waiting for...more time with my sweetie!) he came out from behind the counter and put his arm around me (so thoughtful!) and gave me a kiss, then headed off to stock some shelves. WELL...turns out the sonofabitch!!!!had put a fake spider on my shoulder, the really sticky rubber kind that is kind of gooey, you know? Feels slimy but isn't wet, like a wallwalker?? He knew I was scared of spiders, but not HOW scared, and he thought it would be HILARIOUS. Well. A few moments later I caught this darkish blob out of the corner of my eye, and craned my neck all goofy to look at my shoulder and this whatever-it-was blob, and absolutely FREAKED out; dropped the milk and the groceries and was screaming and trying to get the thing OFF me, and of course, it got STUCK IN MY HAIR and I was crying and couldn't breathe and the gallon of milk split open when I dropped it, and some of the stuff in the bag broke, and the look on my BELOVED'S face was just priceless... And I knew at some level the whole time that the thing was fake, it just shocked me so much and freaked me out SO bad... So after he apologized profusely and repeatedly and very ashamedly, we spent about 20 minutes mopping up milk and other assorted crap, and replenishing my grocery needs, and I went home, and when he came over later after he got off work, he brought me a rose. That was 23 years ago; still have it, in a shadow box under glass.
He never tried anything like that again!
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