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Mendocino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 04:33 PM
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Creepy church sign
"Many men are straight today because their mothers bent their knees"

Saw it today coming home.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 04:35 PM
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1. OK.
Strange sign.
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ratsrats Donating Member (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 04:50 PM
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2. LMAO
I like it
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we can do it Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 05:06 PM
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3. Fucking Stupid - Prayer Does Not Make Someone Straight
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 05:41 PM
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4. Yeah. The old "pray away the gay" BS. eom
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 05:43 PM
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5. Their moms gave out a lot of BJs?
:shrug:

Okay, maybe I have a filthy mind ...
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 06:04 PM
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7. My mind is right next to yours in that gutter
After some thought, I can get that the mothers had their sons pray, but it sure doesn't read that way. Plus, it is so fucking stupid . . .
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 08:29 PM
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11. that was my first thought too
then I thought maybe it was hauling the kid over her knees.
The BJ idea seems the most realistic.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 08:56 PM
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13. So the baby really IS growing in the mom's stomach?
That would really give a whole new meaning to that expression. :shrug:
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-11 11:07 AM
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15. well then mine is just as filthy nt
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 05:50 PM
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6. "Come!" ejaculated the priest as he urged them to enter his rectory.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 06:12 PM
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8. Their peenies are straight because their moms were on their knees?
That's sick.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 07:48 PM
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9. Does this mean a form of corporal punishment?
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 07:58 PM
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10. This is unclear
Edited on Thu Oct-27-11 08:02 PM by FloridaJudy
Was it the mothers or their sons who bent their knees? Either way, it's creepy. And my son is straight with no help from me. That's just the way he was born. Neither of us had a choice in the matter.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 08:33 PM
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12. Wouldn't that have kept them from being conceived?
Mom getting down on her knees in front of Dad?
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-11 10:13 AM
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14. In partial defence of the sign ....
I'm not 100% sure they mean straight as in "not gay".

They may very well mean straight as in "good moral person; not crooked".

Not like Hippie Johnny.
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Mendocino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-11 06:48 PM
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16. Well that is what the church
would say if someone accused them of being homophobic. Not trying to be snarky, but I'm pretty sure that was their intent. If they put up a sign that said "Let's all be gay " would the general public accept the old definition of gay. Not likely.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-11 07:06 PM
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17. WTF?!
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-11 05:14 AM
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18. What if their moms bent the sons' knees with a sledgehammer?
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