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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 10:55 AM
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Damn! Local market has no fresh penguins. Need ideas on where I can get a couple.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 10:57 AM
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1. Just put a couple herring on the front porch. They'll come to you.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 10:59 AM
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2. Got any herring?
:shrug:
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Denninmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 11:17 AM
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3. Bloom County
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 02:29 PM
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7. Hahahaha!
:toast:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 12:23 PM
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4. Is there an Antarctic Import Warehouse near you?
:P
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 02:59 PM
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10. Yes, but they tell me penguins are out of season. No fresh ones until spring.
:shrug:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 03:03 PM
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11. It *IS* spring down there!!!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 03:05 PM
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12. Spring here.
:shrug:
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OriginalGeek Donating Member (589 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 12:27 PM
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5. They are Penguins my good man,
You don't need fresh. Frozen will be just as good.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 05:48 PM
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13. Fresh is so much better. May have to visit the zoo.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 07:00 PM
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15. Honestly, 'flash frozen' is just as good.
I've tried both and I can't really tell the difference.
Juicy and succulent.
No 'gamey' taste at all.
And NO pinfeathers!
;-)
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 09:04 PM
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23. Juicy! Mmmm!
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 12:37 PM
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6. Check with Tobin S.
He was driving a truck load of penguins to the local exhibit recently when his truck broke down. He flagged down a brother trucker (I said brother!), and gave him a thousand dollars to take the penguins to the zoo. Later, after his truck had been towed to the mechanic, Tobin was heading back down the road, and saw the same guy, with the penguins lined up behind him. Tobin said, "I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!" The guy said, "I did, and I had some money left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies."

If you can find out which movie they went to, you could score big!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 06:51 PM
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14. Still gets a laugh.
:rofl:
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PRETZEL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 02:40 PM
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8. Pittsburgh
and they're pretty good.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 07:47 PM
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19. Too tough.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 02:57 PM
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9. My suggestion would be to rig an incubator and hatch 'em yourself!



"Soon"



Bet you can't eat just one!






For Xtra cash, you can always sell your surplus to your neighbors.

A good size roaster is going for $1.39 a pound around here.




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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 07:50 PM
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20. Think they'll be ready by Saturday?
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 08:17 PM
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21. Supposedly you can speed the process up with a microwave.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 09:06 PM
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24. Cool! Got a good source for the eggs?
:hi:
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-11 01:43 AM
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28. Go to the Jackson Market on D Street at 3:15AM.
There's a dumpster out back.

There you will meet a man named "Bobby" wearing a fez.

Approach him with, "Why, someone has eaten all the sorbet."

He will respond with, "You have a hell of a lot of explaining to do, Lucius."

Bring small, unmarked bills in a plastic Tom Thumb bag.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-11 10:42 AM
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29. Where do I get the Tom Thumb bag?
:shrug:
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-11 06:47 PM
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30. OK, make it a Von's bag then.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 07:02 PM
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16. You could try salt cured smoked penguin...
but they tend to be a bit dry unless you use them in a ragu.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 09:08 PM
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25. It's a barbecue. Ragu sounds great for a more formal setting.
:toast:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 07:19 PM
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17. You might have to buy a duck and a chicken and fake it.
Take some parts from one and a few parts from the other.

Now one will know what a penguin tastes like, except for a walrus.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 07:42 PM
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18. Walruses live in the Arctic, penguins live in Antarctica
So no walrus has ever tasted a penguin.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 08:52 PM
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22. Tennessee Tuxedo will NOT fail...(to please your palette)
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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-11 12:11 AM
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26. Well, here's your problem
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-11 12:18 AM
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27. Halal penguin, or just regular?
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