How were you born?

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Poll question: How were you born?

Lighten up! It's gonna be a long week.

Poll result (54 votes)
this way	(9 votes, 17%)	Vote
to be alive	(8 votes, 15%)	Vote
to run	(10 votes, 19%)	Vote
to be wild	(24 votes, 44%)	Vote
to boogie	(3 votes, 6%)	Vote

[markpkessinger]

1. None of the above -- immaculately conceived! n/t

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2. I was born, born to be alive (I think we all were). Why is this week going to be a long one? nt

[MADem]

3. What, no Born Free? Or Born Yesterday? nt

[JVS]

4. I was pushed out of a vagina

[rrneck]

25. That's guys ain't it.

Spend nine months getting out and the rest of their lives trying to get back in.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. What happened to "None of the above"?

[wickerwoman]

6. By the river in a little tent.

[Zorra]

7. How about all of the above? nt

[JVS]

8. In the wagon of a traveling show

[MrScorpio]

9. Free

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10. Caesarean section

[last_texas_dem]

19. You stole my answer!

(BTW, I just clicked on your profile and saw you have 20,000 posts on the dot. Congrats!)

[FedUp_Queer]

11. Out of my Mom's uterus.

[Horse with no Name]

12. Ass first.

Go figure!

[Iggo]

13. ...To Be Wild.

Turn it up, dude.

[TlalocW]

14. Perfect

TlalocW

[tularetom]

15. In a log cabin

Actually born at home and allegedly delivered by a midwife.

[bluesbassman]

16. I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.

And I howled at my ma in the driving rain. But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!

[valerief]

17. Breech birth. nt

[Maine-ah]

18. breached, 9lbs

and my Mother had a broken hip.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. on a day when the sun didn't shine.

no one will get this.

[RedCloud]

21. Hatched from an egg! Was what momma Red Cloud told me.

I guess I was being naughty.

[WinkyDink]

22. As was MacDuff!

[TK421]

23. I think I was born to boogie, but I'm not sure

if I was born to be alive, then fuck that, since I didn't even ask for it.

I don't like running

I am not wild, and I don't ever intend to be

[Enrique]

24. Under a bad sign

like this one

[kwassa]

26. I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south
And now you dare to look me in the eye
Those crocodile tears are what you cry
It's a genuine problem, you won't try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

Substitute me for him
Substitute my coke for gin
Substitute you for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done

You think we look pretty good together
You think my shoes are made of leather

But I'm a substitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated, yeah

Substitute your lies for fact
I can see right through your plastic mac
I look all white, but my dad was black
My fine looking suit is really made out of sack