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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:10 PM
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Poll question: How were you born?


Lighten up! It's gonna be a long week.

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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markpkessinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:12 PM
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1. None of the above -- immaculately conceived! n/t
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:12 PM
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2. I was born, born to be alive (I think we all were). Why is this week going to be a long one? nt
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:13 PM
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3. What, no Born Free? Or Born Yesterday? nt
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:16 PM
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4. I was pushed out of a vagina
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 10:13 PM
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25. That's guys ain't it.
Spend nine months getting out and the rest of their lives trying to get back in.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:16 PM
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5. What happened to "None of the above"?
:shrug:
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wickerwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:17 PM
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6. By the river in a little tent.
:-)
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:18 PM
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7. How about all of the above? nt
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:18 PM
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8. In the wagon of a traveling show
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:20 PM
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9. Free
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:24 PM
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10. Caesarean section
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last_texas_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 09:12 AM
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19. You stole my answer!
:-)

(BTW, I just clicked on your profile and saw you have 20,000 posts on the dot. Congrats!)
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FedUp_Queer Donating Member (679 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:25 PM
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11. Out of my Mom's uterus.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:25 PM
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12. Ass first.
Go figure! ;)
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:36 PM
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13. ...To Be Wild.
Turn it up, dude.
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-11 11:41 PM
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14. Perfect


TlalocW
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 12:18 AM
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15. In a log cabin
Actually born at home and allegedly delivered by a midwife.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 01:32 AM
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16. I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain. But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas! :)
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 05:57 AM
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17. Breech birth. nt
Edited on Mon Oct-24-11 05:57 AM by valerief
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 08:00 AM
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18. breached, 9lbs
and my Mother had a broken hip.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 10:13 AM
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20. on a day when the sun didn't shine.
Edited on Mon Oct-24-11 10:14 AM by Tuesday Afternoon
;)

no one will get this.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 12:42 PM
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21. Hatched from an egg! Was what momma Red Cloud told me.
I guess I was being naughty.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 07:55 PM
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22. As was MacDuff!
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 08:51 PM
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23. I think I was born to boogie, but I'm not sure
if I was born to be alive, then fuck that, since I didn't even ask for it.

I don't like running

I am not wild, and I don't ever intend to be

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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 09:17 PM
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24. Under a bad sign
like this one

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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-11 10:27 PM
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26. I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south
And now you dare to look me in the eye
Those crocodile tears are what you cry
It's a genuine problem, you won't try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

Substitute me for him
Substitute my coke for gin
Substitute you for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done

You think we look pretty good together
You think my shoes are made of leather

But I'm a substitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated, yeah

Substitute your lies for fact
I can see right through your plastic mac
I look all white, but my dad was black
My fine looking suit is really made out of sack

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