Avast ye skanky swabs, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, yarr!

[hedgehog]

[hedgehog]

1. Image for today: Obama enters the Rose Garden and introduces

his bill in Pirate talk!

[Yavin4]

2. Well, Obama Does Have A Pirate Past

which the liberal media refuses to discuss.

[Maccagirl]

12. I bet the little guy got a lot of candy that Halloween

for being so cute. BTW, I didn't know they celebrated Halloween in Kenya...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[polly7]

19. LOL. Perfect. n/t,

[7wo7rees]

4. Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel where his zipper should be

Bartender says: Do you know you have a steering wheel where your zipper should be? Pirate says, ARRR, I know! It's driving me nuts!

[Demoiselle]

5. Skanky? Arrrrrgh.

I can't believe that "skank" in any of its form (skanky, skankier, skankiest) is pirate talk!
Sorry if that shivers yer timbers, sweetie.

[RedCloud]

6. Arrrgh ya goin' ta Scarborough Fair?

[polly7]

7. Ok, this is old and I can't actually talk like a pirate!:

Pirate walks into a bar and grabs a stool.

Guy next to him is intrigued and asks “Sir, how did you get that pegleg?”

He replies, “Arrr, lost me leg to a shark, matey”.

He then asks “Sir, how did you get that hook on your left arm?”

“Arr, lost me hand fightin’ an entire US naval crew in the Bahamas, yessirree!

” Then he asks, “And how did you get that eyepatch?”

“Damn seagull!!!” “A seagull?”

“Arrr, he shit in me eye, and it was me first week with the hook…”

[tblue]

9. OUCH!!!

lol!

[tblue]

8. Shiver me timbers! Me wooden leg has termites.

Touch me parrot, me bite your carrot.

Surrrrrender the booty, hornswagglin' shark bait!

[LiberalEsto]

10. Hoistin' me Jolly Roger!

What ye be hoistin?

[pokerfan]

11. Yo ho ho!

or does nobody actually say that?

[nolabear]

13. After a bottle of rum.

[LiberalEsto]

20. The Green Giant says it

Especially after polishing off a mighty big tumbler of rum & spinach juice

[Swede]

14. Give me $5 million dollars for these British tourists.

:shrug:

[pokerfan]

15. Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?

Because he didn't have enough money for an iPad!

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[Auggie]

16. Pinot Noiaaaargh...

a Pirates favorite wine

[polly7]

17. Swoon ............ who doesn't love a pirate?

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. Thank ye for the reminder. I have reset my facebook language accordingly!