does anyone know of an online resource that deals with assholes?

[ohiosmith]

[datasuspect]

1. www.analalert.com

[ohiosmith]

2. Hahahaha!

[rug]

10. That was disturbingly fast.

[MrCoffee]

3. The American Board of Colon and Rectal Surgery

http://www.abcrs.org/default.htm

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. My proctologist deals with a lot of rectums, but told me I'm the only "asshole" he deals with. n/t

[ohiosmith]

8. He's just being nice.

[Rambis]

5. They have an official supporters club

http://www.manutd.com/en/Fanzone/Local-Supporters-Clubs...

[MrCoffee]

6. Victory!

Drink from the Keg of Glory, good sir.

[Rambis]

7. I will have a nice porter out of this please

Might even entertain havin 4 more out of the other European cups as well.

[ohiosmith]

9. Brilliant!

[Rambis]

13. Gooners are goners

Ox chamberlain looks good but he is very young- Arteta and Yossi are no replacements for Nasri and Fabregas- JW out three months dodgy defence with Mertesecker making Hangeland look like a speed merchant. They should have bought Cahill! AW dug too big a hole and the fans are kickin dirt in on him. Right or wrong he is in the fight of his life and it is of his own making.

[TK421]

11. Assholes online or in real life?

[ohiosmith]

15. Assholes to the right of me. Assholes to the left of me. I'm surrounded. Surrounded I tell you.

[applegrove]

12. Bullyonline.com

[Mopar151]

17. Good call

At least helps you sort 'em out.
Tough cases may require more extreme measures - like this tip from MythBusters
http://youtu.be/lIpa1K51os4
A handy reference:How Thermite is Made. New! Version 2.1 with updated recipes!

Thermite is a mixture of easily obtainable and inexpensive chemicals that, when lit, burns at around 4000 degrees. It can easily burn right through thick steel!

Thermite isn't an explosive, but rather it creates intense bursts of very high heat. And, its really, really cool to watch!

It has been featured in podcasts and television shows alike (The Broken, Brainiac, MythBusters) and is used for various experiments...Destroying data on a hard drive, melting a laptop, destroying a car, opening a safe, melting into silly putty and using it to melt the locks off of doors, etc..

The How Thermite is Made ebook provides simple directions detailing:

Thermite Safety.
Uses for Thermite.
How the necessary ingredients are easily obtained.
Recipes for Thermite including

high efficiency versions.
Super Thermite.
Explosive Thermite
Thermate (Underwater Thermite!)
Moldable Thermite

Sadly, this is one of the few effective ways to deal with extreme cases.
Perhaps sharing some fertilizer with your "friend" could mend fences.... http://youtu.be/Hpxu1GTXh0s

[7wo7rees]

14. www.FreeRepublic.com

[Xipe Totec]

16. Deals with, does not mean aids and abets. nt

[HopeHoops]

18. www.house.gov and www.senate.gov - that's more assholes than should be allowed in one building.