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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 12:41 PM
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does anyone know of an online resource that deals with assholes?
:shrug:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 12:42 PM
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1. www.analalert.com
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 12:43 PM
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2. Hahahaha!
:rofl:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 02:42 PM
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10. That was disturbingly fast.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 01:17 PM
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3. The American Board of Colon and Rectal Surgery
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 01:20 PM
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4. My proctologist deals with a lot of rectums, but told me I'm the only "asshole" he deals with. n/t
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 02:38 PM
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8. He's just being nice.
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 01:47 PM
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5. They have an official supporters club
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 01:51 PM
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6. Victory!
Drink from the Keg of Glory, good sir.
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 02:13 PM
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7. I will have a nice porter out of this please

Might even entertain havin 4 more out of the other European cups as well.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 02:41 PM
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9. Brilliant!
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 02:54 PM
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13. Gooners are goners
Ox chamberlain looks good but he is very young- Arteta and Yossi are no replacements for Nasri and Fabregas- JW out three months dodgy defence with Mertesecker making Hangeland look like a speed merchant. They should have bought Cahill! AW dug too big a hole and the fans are kickin dirt in on him. Right or wrong he is in the fight of his life and it is of his own making.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 02:43 PM
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11. Assholes online or in real life?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:25 PM
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15. Assholes to the right of me. Assholes to the left of me. I'm surrounded. Surrounded I tell you.
:shrug:
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 02:44 PM
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12. Bullyonline.com
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Mopar151 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 04:43 PM
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17. Good call
At least helps you sort 'em out.
Tough cases may require more extreme measures - like this tip from MythBusters
http://youtu.be/lIpa1K51os4
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It has been featured in podcasts and television shows alike (The Broken, Brainiac, MythBusters) and is used for various experiments...Destroying data on a hard drive, melting a laptop, destroying a car, opening a safe, melting into silly putty and using it to melt the locks off of doors, etc..

The How Thermite is Made ebook provides simple directions detailing:

Thermite Safety.
Uses for Thermite.
How the necessary ingredients are easily obtained.
Recipes for Thermite including

high efficiency versions.
Super Thermite.
Explosive Thermite
Thermate (Underwater Thermite!)
Moldable Thermite

Sadly, this is one of the few effective ways to deal with extreme cases.
Perhaps sharing some fertilizer with your "friend" could mend fences.... http://youtu.be/Hpxu1GTXh0s
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7wo7rees Donating Member (913 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 02:55 PM
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14. www.FreeRepublic.com
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 04:00 PM
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16. Deals with, does not mean aids and abets. nt
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-10-11 03:24 PM
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18. www.house.gov and www.senate.gov - that's more assholes than should be allowed in one building.
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