I haven't slept for ten days

[NightWatcher]

Cause that would be too long.


Last weekend I helped a friend stay put.
It was easier than helping him move.
I just hung out at his place and made sure he didn't start putting shit into boxes.

I miss Mitch Hedberg

[Bertha Venation]

1. Me too. My favorite bit:

He ate a carton of yogurt. He didn't know they were running a contest. Inside the lid it said "try again." A message of hope from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

[WinkyDink]

2. Loved him! Found his official website the day after he died. :-(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2491LucLa1g&feature=related

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. He was the best. :^(

[pokerfan]

4. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here...oh, wait it's at home...in the file...under "D", for "doughnut."

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

[WinkyDink]

5. MY FAVE!! And OMG--your link! I'm printing out all 12 pages now! :-)

[pokerfan]

6. Bigfoot is blurry

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

[chrisa]

7. Absolutely hilarious man. RIP

[Taverner]

8. Awww I miss Mitch too...