I just masticated on a watermelon. Ask me anything.

[UrbScotty]

:-)

[XNASA]

1. Did you swallow.....

....any seeds?

[UrbScotty]

5. Nope.

[MrBenchley]

2. Bob Boudelang got fired from the Produce Department for that

but he claims he was only leaning on it funny....

[StaggerLee]

3. Is the watermelon smoking a cigarette now?

:P

[UrbScotty]

6. Nope. I told it to 'Just say NO to Bush.'

[JohnKleeb]

4. could you help me out with a problem or get me someone who can

its in the lounge btw its the only post by me if that helps.

[frylock]

7. have you posted photos on the net?

:bounce:

[UrbScotty]

10. Nope.

My scanner doesn't work.

[MuseRider]

8. Hope you spit out the ticks!

[trof]

9. How far can you spit the seeds?

How far can you "scooch" 'em by pinching one between you thumb and forefinger?

[UrbScotty]

11. I'd say 15-20 feet.

Not too far, but till.

[Throckmorton]

12. I did that on my boyfriends leg in the 9th grade,

he said it was iccky.

[JVS]

13. Did you hear about that guy who had no arms...

so he used watermelons to masturbate? He'd cut them open using his feet and then penetrate the spongy flesh of the melon.