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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 10:37 AM
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Why is Kermit b****slapping the Washington Monument?

A giant Kermit the Frog is walked past the Washington Monument on Constitution Avenue in Washington, Saturday, April 3, 2004, during the annual National Cherry Blossom Festival Parade. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 10:40 AM
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1. Kermit has a titty!
He seems to be enjoying the cool breeze.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 10:41 AM
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2. AAAAaaaaahhhhh, god! Put that thing back in your pants!
I had a friend who called the Monument the National Phallus. I drive by the National Phallus twice a day. Sometimes I can't help but think of a giant condom.
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Streetdoc270 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 10:41 AM
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3. Is he slapping it or...
getting ready to 'pleasure' the national phallus?
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 10:42 AM
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4. It looks like Kermit's
left nipple is showing. Would someone please cover that up, it might offend someone's child and then we would all go to hell.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 10:47 AM
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5. "Parade float malfunction"
Will Kermit be banned? Will he have to pay a fine?
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WildClarySage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 11:01 AM
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6. only if he refuses to apologise.
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