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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:31 AM
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Post a reply here and I'll call you a DORK unless.....
you can prove to me why you are not a DORK!

GO!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:34 AM
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1. I don't post witless one-word copycat threads.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:35 AM
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2. DORK!!!!
All the cool kids are doing it - why aren't you?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:38 AM
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4. The answer lies within your question, grasshopper.
I'll wear my dorkosity with pride.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:37 AM
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3. GORN!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:38 AM
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5. DORK!!!
Anyone who uses Land of the Lost references is clearly a giant dork!
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:41 AM
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8. No, that would be Forkboy
Flaming dork! :P

If I've stopped making cents, then you can blame the benedryl...
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:48 AM
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12. You owe me some cents - my bill was only $4.79


And I gave you this $5 bill

where is my 21 cents?
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:59 AM
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14. That was for the counterfeit charge.
You'll have to take it up with the SS.
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From The Ashes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:27 PM
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24. That's not a Land of the Lost reference...
...it's a Star Trek reference. :P
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-11 09:36 AM
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43. a gorn is from star trek
ha
NOW who is a DORK??
oh....wait...still me for knowing the difference between a gorn and a sleestac
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freshwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:43 AM
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10. Ah, he had issues. So do we all.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:38 AM
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6. I saw you in your loungewear once
You don't want me to embarrass you by describing the details, right?

I can be VERY descriptive!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:39 AM
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7. DORK
Everyone already saw the photos - can't believe you'd talk about yesterday's news.
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cbdo2007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:42 AM
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9. I'm pretty sure we're all dorks here. Go ahead, "DORK" me.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:47 AM
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11. Are you kidding me - you're 'kickass-cool'


Because you're so cool I'm giving you this recipe you can use with Kudzu

http://www.southernangel.com/food/kudzurcp.html

Kudzu Quiche

Makes 4-6 servings.

1 cup heavy cream
3 eggs, beaten
1 cup chopped, young, tender Kudzu leaves and stems
1/2 teaspoon salt
Ground pepper to taste
1 cup grated mozzarella cheese
1 nine-inch unbaked pie shell

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix cream, eggs, kudzu, salt, pepper, and cheese. Place in pie shell. Bake for 35 to 45 minutes until center is set.


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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:53 AM
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13. Fuck that noise. I KNOW I'm a dork.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:45 PM
Response to Reply #13
28. a-yup!
:D
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 11:59 AM
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15. In addition to being an excellent judge of tequila, you have the coolest vinyl collection
in the galaxy.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:08 PM
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18. Well you're just a suck-up DORK!!!
Edited on Thu Jul-07-11 12:08 PM by LynneSin
so there!

But you correct about the Vinyl and Tequila :D
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:11 PM
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20. You're right, I'm a suck-up. And a lying bastard.
:P
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:00 PM
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16. Who cares. The only thing that matters is the Eagles have NEVER won a Super Bowl!!
:P

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:08 PM
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19. LOSER DORK
nuff said!
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:01 PM
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17. I am not only a dork, but I freely and proudly embrace my own dorkitude.
So there.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:11 PM
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21. nah - you are Cool Beans!!!


Just for that here is your Kudzu Recipe:
http://www.southernangel.com/food/kudzurcp.html

Deep Fried Kudzu Leaves

Pick light green leaves, 2-inch size.

Thin batter made with iced water and flour
Oil

Heat oil. Rinse and dry kudzu leaves, then dip in batter (chilled). Fry oil quickly on both sides until brown. Drain on paper toweling. Eat while warm
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:19 PM
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22. I fall into the Geek category. See Below


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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:33 PM
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25. As long as you don't creep over into the Dweeb category
:scared:
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:26 PM
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23. I'd ay out my case (for or against my being a dork) but in addition
to being indecisive, I'm also a procrastinator. So maybe later, eh?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:34 PM
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26. DORK - if only for the typo
nuff said.

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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:40 PM
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27. Dog, I make so many of those....
Sigh, my typing skills, they do suck.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:48 PM
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29. Whatever. As if I'd care.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 01:02 PM
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31. DORK!
For defying me to call you a DORK!
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 02:51 PM
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37. You know what they say about people who project...
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 12:55 PM
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30. no need to prove it to you.
I know I am.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 01:03 PM
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32. LOSER!
:rofl:
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 01:03 PM
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33. Ah, but I win!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 01:04 PM
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34. Did the tolls just go up?
:shrug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 01:07 PM
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35. SUPER DOOPER DOUBLE-ASS DORK
For relying on an old and outdated joke
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 01:34 PM
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36. I figured as long as you were gonna call me a dork
I might as well go for the gusto! :-)
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 03:00 PM
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38. Rock God.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-11 03:07 PM
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39. Umm because I think Geddy Lee is a god....
:popcorn: This could be good and could also get you the wrath of Dr. Strange if answered incorrectly...
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SoDesuKa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-11 10:03 PM
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40. I Got A Fever And the Only Prescription Is . . .


More cowbell, and beer and travel money.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-11 10:07 PM
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41. you know what I wish for you,
and the horse you rode in on....

:evilgrin:
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Incitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-11 10:40 PM
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42. I'm posting online on a Friday night. Of course, I'm a dork. nt
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-11 09:43 AM
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44. DORK!
I called you one first! nanner! nanner! nanner!
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-11 09:53 AM
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45. i didnt know what the hell swampG8r was talking about in his thread so must not be a
Edited on Sat Jul-09-11 09:53 AM by seabeyond
"dorks ,dweebs,nerds,and spazzes"

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