If Satan changed his name ...

[Lady Freedom]

Poll question: If Satan changed his name ...

What would it be?

[Kathleen04]

1. If "Satin" changed his name...I think he'd go with

Silk. :)

[DBoon]

2. I vote for "velvet"

n/t

[SOteric]

3. Well...brocade is always an option...

[nini]

5. LOL

:7

[Eye and Monkey]

6. Perhaps...Lenin.

[khashka]

29. Polyester

It is truly evil.

Khash, a Satin Worshiper

[NewHampster]

4. did you mean Satan?

[Mikimouse]

7. The fabric formerly known as satin?

n/t

[Nevernose]

8. I've always hated rayon

It does such weird things when you wash it, and so many kids' clothes are at least partly rayon. Is it that way for women's clothing (which I don't buy), or just little girl's clothes (which I do buy)?"

[DAGDA56]

34. Only Morans wear Royan...

nt

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Rove should be included

His nickname is "Prince of Darkness" after all...

[Lady Freedom]

10. I fixed it!!!!!

Give me a break please. I have been up since 3am this morning!

[Nevernose]

12. That was a serious question about rayon

You have no idea what a fifty/fifty blend of rayon/polyester looks like after it's been washed in hot water looks like, do you?

Then again, your name is Lady Freedom, so, if I were to be inherently sexist (which I am), amybe you do.

Are you still bored?

[Lady Freedom]

13. Yes still bored.

And as for rayon,I hate the stuff give me silk,satin, and cotton any day!

[DBoon]

26. I'm sorry

I just can't miss an opportunity to have pun!

[Lady Freedom]

32. Sorry for what?

It's all in good fun!!! And I do love a good pun!

[Lady Freedom]

11. I just remembered something...

Freepers read this. Think they will be mad? Muhahahaha!!!!:evilgrin:

[Wells]

21. Dear Lady Freedom

By the detour of your innocent mis-spelling, you've arrived in the Twilight Zone of political speech. Any subject with religion and Christianity attached is an opportunity to upset the rotten apple carts of Right Wing demagoguery 'lying' to believers.

George W Bush is not a Christian. If only those who uphold a respectable Faith could overturn the white-washed toombs of their heirarchy making conceited fools of themselves.

At Sunday church meetings I've seen a disturbing religious zealoutry in sermons to an oblivious audience of laypersons and family absorbing its poison.

Armageddon, as suggested by Terminator-type movies, is NOT going to happen. This can be transliterated scripturally. The Final Horseman of the Apocalypse has already or nearly passed. That Horseman was to destroy more than 1/3 the living inhabitants of the planet; fish, foul, vegetation and human, signalling the appointment into power the Anti-Christ. If we look at planetary habitat on the geological timeline, more than 1/3 the animal and vegetative inhabitants have already become that reduced in numbers or extinct.

Armageddon, nuclear holocaust, whatever, is NOT going to happen.

And, here's another clue: The person spoken of as Anti-Christ is not referred to by that name, biblically, but only referred to as a 'man'. The word Anti-Christ refers to any non-christian. I suspect that this 'man' will NOT be a 'Leader' in the political stage sense.

------------------BUSH IS GOING TO LOSE---------------------

[DAGDA56]

35. Man! I read that and did a "sign of the cross"...

...strictly as a reflex! I guess I'm going to hell for agreeing.

[joefree1]

31. They're already mad

Oh, you mean as in angry.

[TOhioLiberal]

14. Cheney.....

If satan changed his hangout's name it would be...wait for it...Free Republic! :)

[MrSlayer]

15. Satan is cool, these guys are not.

Stop lumping Satan in with these assholes.

[ByRillYAN]

18. You're right

Satan is just a dissenting angel. the these guys are more like the anti-christ.

Satan does not equal anti-christ.

[ByRillYAN]

16. Rove

both * and cheney are his henchmen, and freerepublic is his menions.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. Does Satan really deserve this?

All God said was that it was a short term product-testing job. It's not his fault!

[DBoon]

25. You mean this is just the demo version of hell?

Real hell opens up when we sign the contract?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

27. O.A.C. baby, O.A.C.

With a three-month wait time, and an eternal commitment. Still, the basic rates are good.

[ellie]

19. I don't believe in the existence

of Satan or hell. It's just a ploy to keep us all in line!

[DieboldMustDie]

20. Write in for Ashcroft.

:evilgrin:

[LTR]

22. Jim Robinson

Or maybe he already has.

[AntiCoup2K4]

23. BL_Zebub?

Whatever happenned to that guy anyway?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. Wasn't he Peter Cook in Bedazzled?

[Eye and Monkey]

28. Do you mean B.L. Zebubba, or B.L. Zedubya?

[Bossy Monkey]

30. Well, he's either the Father of Lies or the Lord of the Flies

so I think that gives us either George HW Bush or Barry Bonds. Dontchathink?

[Bride of Cthulhu]

33. Ashchroft

[AntiCoup2K4]

36. I think Satan changed his name to Al From

or possibly Terry McAwful.