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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 01:09 PM
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Stuff you find in your drawers.
This should appeal to MFM...

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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 01:11 PM
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1. None of your business.
Only me and my drawers know for sure.

:hi:
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 01:13 PM
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2. Does that make your drawers jealous of other drawers?
:P
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 01:19 PM
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3. My drawers have absolutely nothing to be jealous about.
:smoke:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 01:48 PM
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4. Clothes, and on the unusual occasion, my cat
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 01:57 PM
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5. Your cat occasionally gets in your drawers?!?
That's gotta hurt! :scared:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 02:01 PM
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6. Hehehe
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 02:20 PM
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7. So so tempting. But no comment.
:evilgrin:
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City of Mills Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 02:24 PM
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8. My balls
I keep tennis balls in my drawers. What did you think?
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 02:28 PM
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9. I was thinking either brass or bowling
balls.

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MicaelS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 03:50 PM
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10. I don't find stuff in my drawers....
Because I wash them with plenty of soap. :+
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 04:14 PM
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11. I don't wear drawers
.
.
.
I wear panties.
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 04:22 PM
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12. My very, VERY favorite song about what's in someone's dresser drawers.
It takes a real artist to rhyme "Santa Claus" and "dresser drawers."

:applause:

http://youtu.be/piJXvLPUxtM
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 05:34 PM
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13. My Junk. nt
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 05:53 PM
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14. I need bigger drawers for all my junk
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 09:03 PM
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16. My drawers won't hold all my junk!
I have lots of junk.

Bake
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 05:59 PM
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15. Like some tacky little pamphlet...
In your daddy's bottom drawer? Come on Frenchie!

http://youtu.be/3nQeYoYn03s

DIRTY LOVE
Overnite Sensation - 1973
Frank Zappa & The Mothers

Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams

I don't need your sweet devotion
An' I don't want your cheap emotion
Whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love
Your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddy's bottom drawer

Give me
Your dirty love
I don't believe you never seen
His book before

I don't need no consolation
I don't want your reservation
I only got one destination
An' that's your dirty love
Your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do
(Oh, Frenchie . . . )

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love
Some dirty love
That dirty love
That dirty love

THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Not a speck of cereal!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Nothing but the best for my dog!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Come on!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Little paws sticking up!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Little curly hairs!)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Little curly hairs!)



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ohnoyoudidnt Donating Member (250 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 09:08 PM
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17. cats
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-11 11:20 PM
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18. !!
:rofl:

Next step, "Cats'n'Racks" :P
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