I have zero motivation to write my final paper. Someone inspire me.

[Paradoxical]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

[graywarrior]

1. My final paper is sitting on the sofa while I watch American Idol

which sucks.

[slay]

2. "Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention

for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .
Andrew Clark: And an athlete . . .
Allison Reynolds: And a basket case . . .
Claire Standish: A princess . . .
John Bender: And a criminal.
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

Now THAT'S a paper!

The Breakfast Club - Ending Speech -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv1I4q6lOpo

[applegrove]

3. Don't forget to divide your arguments into arguments 1 through 5, ranking them

best to worst (where one is your strongest argument). Then argue them 2,5,4, 3, and 1 in your paper.

[Lisa D]

4. Do it in small steps

Write the first paragraph, then take a break.
Write the second paragraph, then take a break.
Finish the first page, then take a break.
Rinse, repeat.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Write your paper or you'll fail the course.

That always worked for me.

[Paradoxical]

7. I have this wild fantasy that if I fail, my epic rebellion will make me God.

I will instantly possess infinite insight and power. And will retroactively pass the course.

I will also sky dive and go to disney land at the same time while drinking Andre from the bottle.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Stare at the picture below and repeat the mantra ONE HUNDRED FUCKING TIMES in the next hour.

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[MiddleFingerMom]

10. O.K., O.K. --- I got "god-like" covered, too,

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[femmocrat]

8. Where is Skittles when we need her(?)!!!

I always loved going to the library and amassing tons of research. I just hated putting it all into final form.

Good luck!

If Skittles is a "him", I am in BIIIGGG trouble now!

[MrsBrady]

9. get off your ass

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how's that? :shrug:

[JanMichael]

11. What's the paper on?

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[Paradoxical]

14. Dildos, bombs, grocery stores, violent sex acts, anarchy, social media, madness.

[kentauros]

16. Sounds like a typical day in GD and LBN

;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

17. Why didn't you just SAY you're at Oral Roberts University?

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[Paradoxical]

18. NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

[krispos42]

12. Write your paper or the doggie gets it

How's that? :-)

[XemaSab]

13. Get an egg timer

set it for half an hour.

Use that time to write a detailed outline.

When it goes off, reset it for 15 minutes. Use this time to dick around.

Set it for another half an hour. Write the damn paper.

Rinse, repeat.

[chollybocker]

15. "Failure...

...is more frequently from want of energy than want of capital." - Daniel Webster

Now go do it. :)

[frogmarch]

19. Your paper will be

on par with The Gettysburg Address, or at least with Existence And Use Of Mainstream And Classical Motivation Theories In The Turkish Businesses.

Get busy! You can do it! You must.

[bluesbassman]

20. Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.

http://youtu.be/cwYJxNnABp4