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........is oklahoma. there, i said it, and i'll take whatever consequenses i have coming. i used to live there, and while the majority of folks are fine people, i didn't like the state. please don't think less of me, if that's possible, just because i don't care much for oklahoma, i just can't help it, it's my least favorite of all the 48 states.
and i must admit, i'm not real crazy about texas. no offense to texans, who i'm sure for the most part, are decent and kindly people. don't appreciate ohio that much, now that i think about it, endless rolling hills and flyover country, but it's not as bad as say, kansas, which i've always had a bone to pick with.
and i can't leave out missouri as one of my least faves, i am currently in that devolved and inferior state, which is in direct proximity with another of my least loved, arkansas, even though my granny is from there. in my mind, it is loathed at least as much as it's neighboring state, new mexico, which is a godforsaken hellhole.
and i'll always harbor ill will toward the state of florida, and also pennsylvania, which is not exactly hell, but you can definitely see it from there. utah is surely nothing to write home about, and you can have maine and maryland too for all i care. vermont? i don't even want to talk about vermont, and i mean it.
and what the hell is up with montana and nevada? do all the kooks live there? are they from there, or do they ship them in by the boxcar load? and i'd rather just as soon stick my tongue in a drawer and slam it as ever pass through michigan again, or wyoming or indiana for that matter.
between south dakota and mississippi, i can't decide which nauseates me the most. and the only good thing to ever come out of iowa is hiway 35.
if there are any nice people from alabama, you could never prove it by me, and when i hear the word idaho, i spit on the floor.
so what's your least loved state? and don't say kentucky, cause my mother is from there.
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