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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 04:43 PM
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You know who doesn't come knocking on my door, trying to seduce me?
Wimminses

So -- what's up with that?

:shrug:
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 04:50 PM
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1. I was going to say "everyone"
But apparently you're even pickier than I thought.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 04:52 PM
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2. You are actually right
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 05:39 PM
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3. Have you tried bathing yourself in chocolate before answering the door?
Some things are just too irresistible to take no for an answer.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 11:05 PM
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4. If that works, I would need to be very careful who I opened the door for
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-26-11 09:42 AM
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5. A woman recently told me ...
that once my divorce is final, women would not just come knocking on my door saying, "I heard you were single again. Let's go out."

And I thought, "Why not?"

It sure would make things easier.
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