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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 01:05 PM
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Okay, let's just say that you clone yourself...
Then you have sex with your clone.

Is that gay sex, or just a really elaborate form of masturbation?
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 01:15 PM
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1. I'm still trying to figure out if you're in a room with just your clone, are you by yourself?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 01:51 PM
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2. Maybe you'd be "beside yourself"?
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 03:02 PM
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3. At one with yourself?
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 03:05 PM
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4. Overly self involved?
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 05:01 PM
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5. I'd be the last person I would want to have sex with.
Only if I was the last person on Earth, and I was too.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 05:07 PM
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6. That would probably result in both ROFLTAO
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 05:26 PM
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7. I think it's called "cloning" around.
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dimbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 05:27 PM
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8. Your clone is related to you just like an identical twin, except
in this case would also be a child.

Wrongness on a scale of 1-10? At least 10.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 05:43 PM
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9. Cloning... schmoning.
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Call me a Luddite, but I'm foregoing all that high-tech stuff in MY quest.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 05:45 PM
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10. It's incest.
And remember, "Incest begins at home."
:evilgrin:
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-11 05:47 PM
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11. Can't say but I'm thinking it would be REALLY good sex. n/t
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-26-11 12:25 AM
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12. The secondary question is, would you respect yourself in the morning?
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-26-11 12:31 AM
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13. I scare myself!!
Dan Hicks, "I Scare Myself" - - >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiERMbv4AMs
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-26-11 04:27 AM
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14. Let's just say...
that you could be described as a bit too full of yourself.
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-26-11 07:16 AM
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15. That is a just right of everyone due beer and travel money.
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-26-11 10:09 AM
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16. I would not have sex with my clone.
I'm just not wired that way.

But if I were gay, I would totally do myself. I'm a cutie, and I'd know just what to do.
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