Jesus is coming back on the 21st, and this time he'll be a plumber.

[originalpckelly]

The antichrist will be lost in his cavernous crack of light.
All he needs to do is draw a line going the other way, and everyone will know who he is.
"What seems to be your problem ma'am?"
"Well, we've been trying to flush all the world's ills down the toilet, but it keeps overflowing with crap!"
"Ah, I think I can take care of that. Just let me get the Armageddon snake and we'll flush all that shit down!"

[James48]

1. Jesus is a liberal democrat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDS00Pnhkqk

[kickysnana]

2. Already imbibing are we? I was waiting until dininer. n/t

[baldguy]

3. +1

Why can't we vote for Lounge threads again?