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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 04:56 PM
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I just ordered a new ass online.
I'd like a newer one and preferably a size 8
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 04:58 PM
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1. What happened? Someone glue it to the toilet seat in the toll booth??
:P

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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 05:12 PM
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2. What's wrong with the one you've got?
Is it malfunctioning in some fashion?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 05:15 PM
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3. What? Did SKITTLES destroy the old one?
:rofl:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 05:43 PM
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4. Post pics when you get it!
:hi:

Bake
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 05:48 PM
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5. Before and after!
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 06:10 PM
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6. Even better!
Well done!

Bake
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 06:12 PM
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7. Merci!
:hi:
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 06:13 PM
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8. Looks like they all showed up in this thread
What are the odds?
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 06:45 PM
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9. We bought a white ceramic donkey when we were in college.
We would torture the pledges by very seriously asking questions about our 'hairy white ass'. Just waiting for them to crack a smile.

What do you think our hairy white ass feels like?

Good times.
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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 07:56 PM
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10. If you find one that defies the old-age gravity, please PM me! n/t
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 10:27 PM
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11. MilesCotrane wept.
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