Keith Olbermann vs Glenn Beck Cage Match: Who You Got?

[Brigid]

[Marie Marie]

1. Beck would be crying like a bitch before Keith got in his first strike

Then it would just deteriorate into fetal positions and soiled underwear. Not pretty.

[Mojeoux]

2. Keith would just look cool in his suit and say,

moving on..............

[Balbus]

3. I hope both idiots knock themselves out.

[Urban Prairie]

4. Keith just needs to bring a red rubber ball inside and it would be all over for Dreckkk. n/t

[Deep13]

5. My money is on the guy who doesn't cry on TV.

I'll bet Beck fights dirty, so KO would need to watch that.

[Bake]

6. Advantage KO in all categories except "batshit crazy."

Bake

[Iggo]

7. Olbermann.

I believe he's probably played sports sometime in his life. Maybe even gotten into a scrape or two.

Beck? Not so much. Maybe have a heart attack running away?

[bookworm65t]

8. Keith could destroy his chalkboard

That would make Beck curl up in a ball whimpering in a corner. And not a physical blow needed!