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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 03:13 PM
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Why Can't I Be You?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI0a9hTh5AU

you're so gorgeous i'll do anything!
i'll kiss you from your feet
to where your head begins!
you're so perfect!
you're so right as rain!
you make me make me make me
make me hungry again

everything you do is irresistible
everything you do is simply kissable
why can't i be you?

i'll run around in circles
'til i run out of breath
i'll eat you all up
or i'll just hug you to death
you're so wonderful!
too good to be true!
you make me
make me hungry for you

everything you do is simply delicate
everything you do is quite angelicate
why can't i be you?
why can't i be you?

you turn my head when you turn around
you turn the whole world upside down
i'm smitten i'm bitten i'm hooked i'm cooked
i'm stuck like glue!
you make me
make me hungry for you

everything you do is simply dreamy
everything you do is quite delicious
why can't i be you?
why can't i be you?
why can't i be you?

you're simply elegant!
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 03:23 PM
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1. Well for ONE thing, you don't have a penis and I do!
Minor detail, I know.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 03:49 PM
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2. I don't know how you men live with that thing
I mean it serves it's purpose but if I had to deal with it day in and day out I would have chopped it off ages ago.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 03:55 PM
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3. For the most part it isn't THAT big a problem (pun intended)...
One major exception - morning boner when you REALLY have to take a piss. Unless you're camping and can just walk off into the bushes, it is a SERIOUS hassle.

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 04:02 PM
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4. They should make a toilet just for that
with a catch in the back of it
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 04:05 PM
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5. Nah, that's what bathroom windows are for.
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BOG PERSON Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 04:11 PM
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6. a good song from a great album
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 04:16 PM
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7. Why would you want to be a cranky old bastard with bad knees and no socially redeeming qualities?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 04:25 PM
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8. This should cheer you up for sure
Ya see I've got your old ID and you're all dressed up like the Cure . . .

Ya never impressed, fighting the Battle of Who Could Care Less . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1wm7CFRCQ
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