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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 06:59 PM
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Poll question: Welcome to Professor Vespucci's History 101. WHAT did George Washington throw across the Potomac?

Poll result (7 votes)
A drunken Leprechaun he found masturbating behind a wee tomato plant. (3 votes, 43%)Vote
A 1959 Buick LeSabre, proving that neither time nor weight intimidated out first President. (0 votes, 0%)Vote
Prone to frequent fits of simian, alpha male rage, the President flung his poo across the Potomac. (0 votes, 0%)Vote
He just stumbled around drunkenly for a couple of hours, mumbling about tossing a ferry across the effing Mersey. (1 votes, 14%)Vote
Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, a partridge in a pear tree and a couple of empty Colt 45 bottles. (1 votes, 14%)Vote
Abe Lincoln (0 votes, 0%)Vote
A copy of Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music (0 votes, 0%)Vote
A bowling ball (0 votes, 0%)Vote
A duffel bag filled with tapioca pudding (0 votes, 0%)Vote
OTHER (2 votes, 29%)Vote
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  - SILVER DOLLAR!!!  elleng   Apr-04-11 08:04 PM   #1 
  - Are you SURE it wasn't the Buick?  Amerigo Vespucci   Apr-04-11 08:06 PM   #2 
  - Wooden Dentures!!  SOteric   Apr-05-11 01:02 AM   #3 
  - Ha!  Richardo   Apr-05-11 09:19 AM   #7 
  - A cherry tree!  Lasher   Apr-05-11 01:08 AM   #4 
  - Best poll ever!  Lucinda   Apr-05-11 01:16 AM   #5 
  - Well, considering he'd been at an all night kegger at TJ's,  bluesbassman   Apr-05-11 02:02 AM   #6 
  - He originally bet his men he could throw a football over them mountains, but...  MilesColtrane   Apr-05-11 10:15 AM   #8 
  - His IPhone 4  geardaddy   Apr-05-11 10:18 AM   #9 
 
elleng Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 08:04 PM
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1. SILVER DOLLAR!!!
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 08:06 PM
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2. Are you SURE it wasn't the Buick?
:-)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 01:02 AM
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3. Wooden Dentures!!
and a case of red mahogany Fixodent.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 09:19 AM
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7. Ha!
:D :hi:
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 01:08 AM
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4. A cherry tree!
What's my prize?
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Lucinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 01:16 AM
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5. Best poll ever!
:toast:
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 02:02 AM
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6. Well, considering he'd been at an all night kegger at TJ's,
He threw up of course! :P
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 10:15 AM
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8. He originally bet his men he could throw a football over them mountains, but...
he couldn't find a football, or any mountains.


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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 10:18 AM
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9. His IPhone 4
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