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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 04:20 PM
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Seriously, only I would find a way to get a papercut on my nose
I kid you not


OUCH!!!!!!
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 04:35 PM
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1. oh yeah?
I once STAPLED my TONGUE! :P
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 04:55 PM
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3. And how much did you drink before the tongue stapling
At least I have a sober excuse for the nose papercut
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 05:01 PM
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5. nah I was a doofy middle school kid
my Mom had this little decorative stapler with "jewels" on it that must have come from some chintzy mail order catalog - it was too small and basically useless. I was trying to staple more than two sheets of paper with it - needed more force so I tried to use my teeth. ouch
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 05:08 PM
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6. I remember that!!!!
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Who'da thought that ceiling fan could spin you around like that?
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 05:26 PM
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8. !
:spray:




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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 04:49 PM
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2. Licking envelopes?
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 05:00 PM
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4. you need to use a softer tissue paper.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 05:12 PM
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7. Owwie!!! ... ... ... ... ...... ... ... ... ... Just owwie!!!
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 05:36 PM
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9. OK, where are the pictures ... and the story? n/t
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 07:47 PM
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13. story isn't that exciting - I was moving a paper pad over to the other side of my desk and somehow
swiped my nose.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 04:48 AM
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15. Your nose jumped right in front of a moving piece of paper?!
Your nose has issues.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 06:14 PM
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10. JAYSUS LYNNESIN
ESCALATING YOU TO THE TOP OF MY LIST
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 07:04 PM
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11. I am very mean.
This made me laugh. Sorry Lynne!
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 07:44 PM
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12. Were you nosing around in some private files?
Shame on you.

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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 08:14 PM
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14. My friend was in a local Fry's food store
and bent over to get an item on the bottom shelf. When he stood up, one of those ad signs that stick out caught him in the eye. He was out of it for two days. The next time I went in the store, all of the signs had been rounded. They denied him any recompense.
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slay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 06:05 AM
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16. You have accident with origami... (warning semi-graphic but not really)
penis? :rofl:

(apologies to anyone offended by.. um.. origami penis.. lol)

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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 06:08 AM
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17. I made mine PERFECTLY with a 2" x 2" Post-It.
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Somehow, I STILL feel... ... ... ... ... ... ... inadequate.
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slay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 12:40 PM
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18. lol
least ya didn't overcompensate with some 6' x 6' construction paper. :rofl: :evilgrin:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 01:00 PM
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19. Stop snorting post-it notes! nt
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