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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 01:46 PM
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Mathematicians attack students after burning textbooks.
LOUNGE (StrangePress) An annual tradition of textbook burning took a turn for the worse last Friday.

After completing her Calc 3 final, Lounge University student Kate Perky met with other students in the Northern Quad to dump all of their notes and textbooks on a bonfire. Some math professors, however, got wind of it, and showed up to protest.

At first, the burning was peaceful, with students tossing pages onto the fire, while professors shouted, "Newton ackbar!"

But then the professors turned violent, assaulting the students with noogies and wedgies.

Professor Dr. Strange downplayed the violence, saying that, "It is important to differentiate between our protests and the mindless violence that these students feel is so integral to their cause of harming textbooks."

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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 01:47 PM
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1. I HATE noogies. Poor kids. :(
:rofl:
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 02:15 PM
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2. Newtonians are heretics.
Leibniz akbar!
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