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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 12:18 PM
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SOB!!! GASP! S-O-B!
tomorrow is my birthday.

:cry: :grr: :cry: :grr: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :grr:
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 12:23 PM
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1. It beats the alternative, you know
Unless you're just fishing for many happy returns. In which case, screw you.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 12:25 PM
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2. i'm shallow
every birthday is dramatically painful.

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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 12:25 PM
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3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
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And SERIOUSLY... only YOU can decide how old you REALLY are.
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Stay young.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 12:29 PM
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4. Don't fall for that "less is more" bullshizz. Take this opportunity to use all your experience:
act like a gang of eight or ten or twelve five year-olds!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 12:33 PM
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5. i'm thinking face lift...
or sand blasting.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 12:58 PM
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6. Well, it's your face, I suppose. But I wouldn't: too many people end up with a "stretched
old drumskin" look; maybe go for the well-worn weatherbeaten look, and consider developing your wrinkles intelligently, by smiling a lot

Here's a sad story about my vanity. Back in my 20s and 30s, had a scraggly beard; never grew out to much, and wandered off every which way, but I was proud of the colors -- threads of red and yellow and black intermingled. Shaved one or twice a year for variety, but mostly just let it riot. Shaved once in my early 30s and had a pretty young coed tell me: "You oughta stay shaved: you look so much younger!" Didn't follow her advice, of course, cuz I'm not the sort that listens well. But fifteen years later, noticed some grey in the beard. And she came to mind: Aha! I thought, I'll just shave and look younger! So I shaved -- and discovered that the beard had been hiding a double chin. No way out by then, y'see: either show the greying beard or the double-chin
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 09:39 PM
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11. Hah, I had a similar problem
When I lost some weight I noticed that I had too much saggy skin and wrinkles, so I promptly put the weight back on and kept it. Voila! Skin all smooth again. :rofl:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 02:40 PM
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7. there's no love for drama queens in the lounge
:cry:
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mysuzuki2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 02:42 PM
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8. Getting older does have one good point
you no longer have to worry about dying young.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 03:34 PM
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9. I want to die Fabulous! Nt
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mysuzuki2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-11 07:13 PM
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10. I'm sure you will
me, I like the old joke about being shot to death at age 100 by a jeolous lover.
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nclib Donating Member (513 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 10:58 PM
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12. Happy Birthday xchrom!
You are wonderful and beautiful and fabulous!! :toast:
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-11 11:06 PM
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13. Hope your B'Day was
Fabulous! :toast: :party:
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