Anybody remember the TV show "Flipper?"

[K8-EEE]

Remember Teen Dream Luke Halpin?

Well, turns out he has the CREEPIEST. Fan. Site.....EVER! There are entire articles rhapsodizing about his various body parts with "analysis" from season to season.

http://www.cpps90.com/luke/html/articles/legs_thighs.html

Luke Halpin's thighs are notable for their hard, dense look and flawless skin tone.

With the entire thigh exposed by the swim trunks, we can marvel at the proportional shape of Luke's fully extended thigh as it transitions to the lower leg. The balanced well-defined look of Luke's thigh is a product of years of athletic activity which has developed his legs as a highly functional unit.

In Season 1, Luke Halpin's thighs are already displaying astonishing development even at the beginning of the TV series.

In Episode 2 - Red Hot Car - there is a scene where Sandy is being forced into an underwater abandoned car. This scene moves so quickly, that it is almost impossible to see all the details. The Luke Halpin Gallery provides this special collection of screencaps which reveals one of the best illustrations of Luke Halpin's thigh development:

:wtf: :crazy:

[Skittles]

1. I was in England so I missed Flipper

I don't understand how a dolphin could solve crimes - how did he communicate?

[sarge43]

3. The same way Lassie did. n/t

Lassie: Woof, woof (That dumb ass kid is in trouble ... again)

Flipper: Squeak, squeak (No shit)

Lassie: Woof, woof (Ya wanna do anything about it?)

Flipper: Squeak (Hell no.)

Lassie: Woof, woof (Me neither. See ya. Don't get wet.)

Flipper: Squeak, squeak (At least I don't smell bad when I'm wet, asshole)

[GoCubsGo]

13. It's on Hulu

You should check it out, if only for cultural purposes. It's a really good example of 1960s kids TV.

[6000eliot]

2. Remember it? I can sing you the theme song!

"They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightening."

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. "No one, you see... is smarter than he." n/t

[PassingFair]

21. And you know Flipper, Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder...

flying there under, under the seeeaaaaaa!

[6000eliot]

27. We need to get together and sing this as a saccharine chorus.

[PassingFair]

28. Skype! nt

[peekaloo]

4. The younger kid call him Flippah.

I was too young to sigh for Luke's thighs.

[K8-EEE]

9. Or analyze the "Six Properties" of his thighs?

This person who writes these Luke Halpin rhapsodies is a total wacko!!

I have a friend who was a teen idol around that same time, a couple of years later and he says he was creeped out by fan mag editor Gloria Stavers who was always hanging around talking his parents into him posing for shirtless photos etc!

[PassingFair]

5. That is hilarious!

I never realized it was his THIGHS I was attracted to!

Seriously, didn't he look almost exactly like Zac Efron?

Googled Luke Halpin and found this:

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I was in love with Luke Halpin, but when I DREAMED, I dreamed about the DAD!?!!11


My mother probably shouldn't have let me watch that show....

[K8-EEE]

8. My older sis had Luke pinups on her wall but I had a crush on

FLIPPER! I wanted a dolphin in our swimming pool in the worst way. I was only 4 y/o when this show was on though. Dad is a hunk, never noticed before!

[NMDemDist2]

18. woof!!

Dad is a hunkadeliac piece of manflesh fer sure

:evilgrin:

[LaurenG]

6. I remember flipper but I don't remember the kid or his dad

I remember flipper and his smiley dolphin face.

I do feel a little creeped out by that web page.

[MilesColtrane]

10. That makes my skin crawl.

[skypilot]

11. Very creepy and strange.

I'm friends with one of Luke Halpin's sons. I can only imagine how creeped out he'd be to know that his father has a "fan" like this.

[K8-EEE]

12. Did his son inherit all six properties of his dad's thighs?

Sorry I couldn't resist :evilgrin: :hi:

Totally creepy and somebody should check out the basement of whoever wrote this cuz it sounds so pedo!!

[GoCubsGo]

14. I dunno about pedo.

That sounds like something a very boy-crazy teenage girl might do.

[skypilot]

16. I've never seen him in shorts, unfortunately.

Adorable fellow though. He just moved to Pittsburgh to be a wine specialist.

[pokerfan]

15. They call him Flipper

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning
No-one you see, is smarter than he
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder
There in a pineapple under the sea

Everyone loves the king of the sea
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Tricks he will do when children appear
And how they laugh when he's near

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. ?

does Flipper wear Squarepants :crazy:

[pokerfan]

23. Perhaps your version was different

:)

[catzies]

17. This brings back so many memories...my dad worked on Key Biscayne, knew those guys,

we knew the original dolphin trainers at the Miami Sequarium, Flipper was filmed in our backyard, so to speak...if I watch the clips I'll cry.

[K8-EEE]

19. It always looked so beautiful, have never been to FL

My hub's aunt moved to Palm Beach so I def will go check it out! I love dolphins and Cuban food and music COFFEE so I'm sure to love it...

[Bucky]

20. The fan fiction page is... um... I don't know what to say here

Fiction about the kid's thighs seems like a pretty limited genre.

[K8-EEE]

24. Yikes will have to check that out.

I wonder if there is a story for all his body parts?

[K8-EEE]

25. Yikes will have to check that out.

I wonder if there is a story for all his body parts?

[txwhitedove]

26. Loved Flipper, and Luke was my first crush.