So, how can I get back at my employer for eliminating my job?

[NightTrain]

Poll question: So, how can I get back at my employer for eliminating my job?

[stopthegop]

1. ummm....find another job...be happy...

show you don't need the old job?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. Just drop your pants at random moments on the salesfloor.

Always works.

[guitar man]

3. A dead rat

A dead rat under his car seat should do it :)

[wysimdnwyg]

4. Hit on all the customers

ALL of them.

[NightTrain]

5. Yeah, but some 80-year-old who hasn't been laid in 25 years...

...may just take me up on it! :scared::puke:

[felonious thunk]

6. Use "fuck" as copiously as possible when talking to customers

Here's your fucking shit. Holy fuck, that's like 10 fucking bucks. Fuck, that's a fucking lot of fucking money for this fucking shit. Fucking christ, let me fucking talk to the goddamn boss, and fucking see if I can get that fucking lowered a little fucking bit.

[NightTrain]

7. But I've been doing that for years!

:P

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. Can you get your hands on a Nazi uniform?

[flamingyouth]

9. I voted for the premium unleaded

I'm sorry to hear about your job. That really sucks. :hug:

[northzax]

10. allow your personal hygene to decline

anytime a customer asks for something, pick their single worst physical feature and say "sorry, we don't serve people with big asses here"

file a sexual harrassment complaint against management.

[zonmoy]

11. If you know any dark magical rituals

put a curse on them.

[camero]

12. Run his cell phone bill up

The last day of work call everyone you know. The tang in the radiator is a good idea too.

[NightTrain]

13. Hey! Now that's an idea.

:thumbsup:

[SarahB]

14. I don't know, but....

I'm sorry, Dean. :hug: That just sucks! :(

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. Take IR-regular dumps in the cash register.