BREAKING: NASA LAUNCHES MANNED URANUS PROBE! MIDDLEFINGERMOM APPOINTED MISSION CAPTAIN!

[Call Me Wesley]

Bon voyage, MFM! Happy travels! :hi:

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Ready or not, Uranusians -- here... I... um, you know...

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...come.
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[Call Me Wesley]

2. Make it so!

Standing by, engaging backwards thrusters at 110 percent.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Oh, that's just GREAT... you've turned this into an un-manned mission.

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[nolabear]

3. There's Klingons on the starboard bow!

[Call Me Wesley]

4. Oh noes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. THIS THREAD IS NSFW!!!!!

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[MicaelS]

7. Is this a 1 Way or a 2 Way Mission?

Inquiring minds definitely want to know.

[Kaleva]

8. It's a three way mission.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Our craft is 100% electronic (even the power -- don't ask) and we only fly during our night hours.

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It's a nocturnal E-mission.
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[many a good man]

10. Careful! There are poisonous deadly gasses emitting from Uranus!

Be VERY CAREFUL, Captain MFM! We will be praying for you down here! You are so very brave, daring to smell where no man has smelled before!

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. I've had dinner in Mexican restaurants with Kali and her family.

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Certainly you do not presume to think that Uranus intimidates me?
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[many a good man]

12. RU Kidding? Uranus is feared throughout the Universe!

Those who dare enter into "Unholy Alliances" with Uranus are doomed.

[Kaleva]

13. Ronald looks drunk and Darth has a beer gut.

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. Though he is known elsewhere as Master Vader of the Galaxy...

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...Darth is ceremoniously annexing Uranus to MiddleFingerMom (Ronald's just catering the affair).
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[many a good man]

15. And poor little Amy. What do we owe poor little Amy?

What?

[krispos42]

19. Darth Vader has mellowed out considerably

[MicaelS]

16. Klaatu....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avrqo0rC7cw

[NuclearDem]

17. That ship looks very...uhm, capable...

of penetrating Uranus. :evilgrin:

[pokerfan]

18. No longer called Uranus - too many school kids giggled at that name

It's now called Urectum.

[MiddleFingerMom]

20. Urectum, hell!!!

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You fucked 'im UP!!!!!
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[marzipanni]

21. Moo + Bar + Rectum =

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[pokerfan]

22. Rectum?

Damn near killed him!