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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 12:26 PM
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Call Me Wesley leaves me the sweetest notes (Part VI).
Okay. I guess "unusual" would be a more apt description than "sweetest."

Backstory: For an illustration project, I made a C6 envelope based on a template I made myself, but it was crooked and I needed CMW's assistance to make it right. What follows is the envelope (and note) I found on my desk the next morning.



Previous entries:

Could you please buy some Chap-stick? It's for my LIPS!
Don't buy screws! I have some!
Just use the syringe!
I ate some bacon. I am sorry.
Ma bucket. OH NOES!
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 12:33 PM
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1. He is too hilarious!
:hi: :loveya: both of you!
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 01:13 PM
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3. Lately, I indulge in more 'motivational' notes:


:hi: :hug:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 01:22 PM
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4. .
:spray: :rofl: :hi:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 01:45 PM
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5. This has a subtext of which you are (fortunately) unaware, Bunny.
I have to go to Geneva for three days next week, and then to Beijing/Hong Kong/Shanghai for 10 days in March. We've been having a discussion for a week now about how Ginger's quality of life may decline during those business travels.

Not 15 minutes ago, swear to whoever, CMW said to me as a "sort of" question: "You think I'm a lousy dad. Don't you?"

In a non-committal way, I replied: "It doesn't really matter what _I_ think. I won't be here. Will I?"
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 01:49 PM
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7. Oh god. He is NOT going to leave one of those notes for Ginger, is he?
:rofl:

Have fun in the East!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 02:15 PM
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8. Probably.
But Ginger's not fluent in English, except for a few salient terms:

"Ready for loves?"
"Have hunger?"
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!"
"Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicki-licki!"
"Roooooooast beaaaaaaaaaaaaaast!"
"Wanna go see Nonna?"
"Time for belly rubs?"
"Want your blankey?"
"Where IS your bad, bad Papi?"
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 09:31 PM
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13. Wherein Heidi is in Asia, and CMW discovers Ginger's true nature...


:D :hi: :loveya:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 07:01 AM
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39. !!!!
:rofl:

:spray:

:thumbsup:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 04:16 PM
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11. huh, I need you to make up one to help my son study more
then! :rofl:


Less Ipod/Star Wars, more geometry! :D
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 06:24 PM
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12. This will sure help:


If not, this will do it:



Glad to help! :rofl:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 09:59 PM
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17. and great laughter ensued here! And my son got the ref...
Edited on Tue Jan-25-11 10:00 PM by tigereye
Those are wonderful, you really have a gift!


We are going to print em out to keep- so funny and clever!


Thanks! :yourock:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 12:43 PM
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2. My dear Heidi!
You two have so much fun! The creativity you both possess is amazing...

I love the envelope.....and the note!

:hi:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 01:46 PM
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6. Yes, of course, CMW is "too hilarious."
:weep:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 02:32 PM
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9. LoL- you guys crack me up!
:loveya:

Keep the wonder coming!

:)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 04:05 AM
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21. Har! We crack us up, too,
and we thank the rest of you for indulging our goofiness! :rofl:

:*
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 04:15 PM
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10. love his imagination and wit!
You are a lucky woman! :thumbsup:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 04:06 AM
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22. True!
I am lucky! :D

Hi, tigereye! :hug:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 09:37 PM
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14. You have a highly memetic husband.
Does he shout "OH CEILING CAT OH CEILING CAT" when... OK, I'll go away now.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 04:08 AM
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23. Lemme tell you a little ceiling cat story, CPD.
Edited on Wed Jan-26-11 04:09 AM by Heidi
About nine years ago, when The Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger was still very much a kitten, CMW and I were in bed having some "private time," when all at once, it was as though Ginger* dropped directly from the ceiling to right on top of us. Scared us both to death, but Ginger had this look on his face like, "Oh, hey! Whatta you guys doin'?" :rofl:

ETA: *who weighed only about 5 kilos at the time
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 06:53 AM
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35. "I don't know what they were doing but it looked like Dad was winning."
:D
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 06:59 AM
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38. More like:
"Why didn't you guys tell me it was time to play?????"

:evilgrin:
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 09:40 PM
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15. I really love you both!
What fun! :rofl:

:loveya: :*
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 04:10 AM
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24. What a coincidence!!!
We both really love you, too! :hug:

:loveya:

:*
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 07:31 AM
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40. That makes me so very, very happy!
:hug:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 09:47 PM
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16. I love you guys.
To hell with the fact that our bodies have never been in the same room. I feel our spirits have connected across the continents and the ocean.

I LOVE reading CMW's notes. Thank you!

:hug:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 04:10 AM
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25. Same here, sweets!
We love you guys, too! And I'm sending every available good vibe to you and Mrs. V. :hug:

:loveya:

:*
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 10:06 PM
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18. I thought I was the only man on the planet with an invisible penis pal...
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I guess I, um... well... YOU know...
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 04:11 AM
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26. Oh, dear!
I had no idea you were into yoga! :rofl:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-11 11:36 PM
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19. Heidi and CMW (if CMW was Spiderman):
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 04:12 AM
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27. EXACTLY!
And I mean that! :rofl:

:hug:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 01:01 AM
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20. I think it's important to ask...
Who the heck is the hottie in the Star Trek uniform? (And I'm referring to the one on the left....)

(Though I will admit the notes are very sweet.)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 04:13 AM
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28. The Star Trek hottie is wearing a red shirt, so I'm guessing he's
dead. :rofl:

Hi, WillParkinson! :hug:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 06:55 AM
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36. Yes, but...
I need to know the name of my future former husband. These things are important when it comes to the...erm....Will.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 06:58 AM
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37. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Do you really have to MARRY the guy? Couldn't he just be a CPF/OSP? (That's an almost direct quote from one of my friends years ago when I told him I was getting married.) :rofl:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 07:40 AM
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41. I'm going with no...
If I'm putting that much into the relationship I want something when it's over, too.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 07:59 AM
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42. You and I kinda look at things the same way.
:thumbsup: and good morning!!!!

:loveya:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 11:52 AM
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43. I got him from here:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 01:24 PM
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44. I'm deeply offended and hurt...
You get HER stuff but got nothing for me. Where's the love?
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 02:18 PM
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45. Awwwww, don't be sad.
I just showed her the 'uncensored' version I made. ;)
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 05:56 PM
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47. There's a fine line betwixt love and hate young Jedi...
:P
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 05:13 AM
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29. the best!
:spray:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 06:49 AM
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32. Good morning, YOU!
:hug:

:loveya:

:* :* :* Air kisses!
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 05:22 AM
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30. I was having a dull night...
:rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 06:50 AM
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33. Let's trade, shall we?
I could use some dull time! :rofl:

P.S. :hug:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 03:40 PM
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46. I could use a charming lover who inspires me.
Not "use" exactly... You know what I meant. :)

and :hug:
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 06:37 AM
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31. Another fabulous note from
the famous CMW. Thanks for the morning smile.

:hug:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 06:51 AM
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34. Mornin', gf!!!!
SUPAH to see you! :hug:

:loveya:
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-11 06:42 PM
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48.  Hilarious! "Autocorrect" paradox!
Edited on Wed Jan-26-11 06:42 PM by WinkyDink
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