Funny kids stories. My two nephews were driving with their mother. They passed a hospital

[applegrove]

and the older boy asked his mom what the helicopter pad was for. The 3 year old piped up and said "Oh Jamsie don't be silly. How do you think they get the dead people up to heaven" LOL!

[sakabatou]

1. LOLz

[Ptah]

2. * official Lounge rec ® * 4 thumbs!

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[seabeyond]

3. lol, cute. nt

[Arkansas Granny]

4. I went to dinner with a friend and her 5 yo granddaughter a few days ago.

Our server came to the table with a bottle of wine and asked us if we would like of glass of wine while we were waiting for our meal. The 5 yo quite solemnly looked up and informed her "I don't drink".

[applegrove]

5. LOL!

[pacalo]

7. Awww...that's so cute!

[pacalo]

6. Adorable!

I once overheard a very young girl ask as her mother held her up to a hospital's water fountain, "Does this have medicine in it?"

:)

[applegrove]

8. A friend of my dad's was in a lineup for ice cream with his little granddaughter.

All of a sudden the beeper went off on the belt of a very hefty woman in front of them. His granddaughter yelled "Watch Out!! She's backing up!!!" LOL!

[pinboy3niner]

9. *SPRAY*

That's hilarious! :rofl:

[bigwillq]

10. ha ha

:rofl:

[Kali]

11. My firstborn, er a friend of mine's first born - yeah that's it...

at his great grandmother's house in front of a bunch of relatives being asked if he knew what an ashtray (that happened to have attracted his attention because it was shaped like a frog) was for.

His reply? "Its for roaches"

Hey it was ambiguous enough and you could pick up squashed bugs and put them in an ashtray.:rofl:

[applegrove]

12. LOL!