Why don't cannibals like clowns?

[L0oniX]

Because they taste funny.

[Unknown Liberal]

1. They don't much like the taste of Republican either

They taste like shit

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Cannibals are probably a lot more mellow than most people think.

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[MilesColtrane]

3. It's the greasepaint.

And, forbid you should get a piece of rubber nose.

There's just too much prep work involved.