I'm sorry I'm sorry mea culpa mea maxima culpa...

[raccoon]

I typed "Earl G" with a space instead of all together with no space....

[siligut]

1. Oh noes! The unthinkable faux pas

To the DUngeon with you.

[Iggo]

2. Suspension!

At once!

[charlie and algernon]

3. Locking

Poster has been sent to the Gulag in Siberia. In fact there is no Poster. Reading this thread now constitutes a crime punishible by hard labor in Gulag.


Thank you for your cooperation,

Your Friendly DU Moderators!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear charlie and algernon!

You are too funny!

Thank you for starting my day with a chuckle!

:D

[gratuitous]

4. Quit apologizing (nobody will hear it anyway) and RUN!

Just. Run.

[siligut]

6. raccoon? raccoon? Are you there?

Throw away your cell phone now! Strip down to your skivvies and proceed directly to the safe house, directly!

[raccoon]

7. thanks for your

[siligut]

8. AAAAH! THEY'VE GOT RACCOON!

Commence to plan B, I repeat commence to plan B.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. I can get you off that rap EASY...

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...by employing the, um... you know... ... ... ... the "spaced-out defense".
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Call my office. We don't get paid... until YOU get...
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Sorry, wrong office. 10 grand in small non-consecutive bills... nothing bigger than a one... up front.
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[bluedigger]

10. Go to your room and think about what you've done!