Ladies, give me your opinion...

[jmowreader]

(This photo would probably be better if it wasn't 11:30 at night...)

My hairstylist says my eyes look like Liza Minnelli's...is this a correct assumption, and should I be worried about what she plans to do to them?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear jmowreader...

I honestly cannot tell if your eyes look like hers......

I'd need to see a pic showing her eyes too.

And that's too much to ask!

I wouldn't worry about what she plans to do to them! She isn't you, after all...

:hi:

[jmowreader]

2. No, what my beautician plans to do to me...

For comparison...

Her:


Me:


I don't want to freak out the locals too much, y'know?

[surrealAmerican]

3. I don't get it.

Why would a hair stylist do anything with your eyes?

[hippywife]

4. I'm kinda confused, too.

Is she planning on thinning and shaping your eyebrows? :shrug:

[jmowreader]

12. We already do that...

[nolabear]

5. Hmmm... brown, lashes above and below, one on either side of the nose

yep, just like her! Otherwise, not so much.

[Frosty1]

6. Let her tame the eyebrows a bit.

:hi:

[siligut]

7. The metrosexual look is so passé.

:hi: Start messing with eyebrows and he will have to keep it up, they are good the way they are. Honestly, the Op has nice eyes. To the OP: Is this for a costume or something? Going in drag soon?

[jmowreader]

13. No, it's for daily use

Here's the deal: For 17 years I was a very gray individual, at the request of another person. You know, gray clothes (literally--I have a whole wardrobe of gray, bland looking things), real bland hair, all that. Basically, I was Herbert Anchovy in this skit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMOmB1q8W4Y

So...after I moved from NC to Idaho, I naturally had to find someone to cut my hair. This one noted my Herbert Anchovy-ness and suggested letting her fix me up some. So far she's got little medium-brown streaks in my hair, she's gotten my ugly nails under control, and now she's talking about doing my face and putting even lighter streaks in my hair. So far she's been absolutely right with everything she's done, so I'm going to let her just run wild and see what happens.

[Bucky]

8. Actually, your eyes remind me of Snuffalupagus

or perhaps that other beloved children's character

[zanana1]

9. Liza Minnelli has that "always surprised" look.

You don't look surprised.

[lunatica]

10. I think they look much more like George Clooney's eyes

[WinkyDink]

11. Open your eyes! You have lashes to die for!