why doesn't White Castle make veggie sliders ?

[UndertheOcean]

I am sure there are vegetarian and vegan stoners out there

[Rhythm]

1. Because that would violate the prime directive of White Castle

1.) There shall be, under no circumstance, any nutritional value within our sliders.

2.) See rule #1


But oh, the yumminess... wish we had one close to here.

[applegrove]

2. What is a slider?

[UndertheOcean]

3. this concoction

[realisticphish]

4. a disgusting lump of meat-based phlegm covered in onions and stuck on a bun

blech

[proteus_lives]

6. That are edible only after consuming booze or narcotics.

Meh, I prefer Denny's for drunk-food.

[realisticphish]

9. mexican food, for me

Chipotle, or another large-burrito place. Not Taco Bell. For some reason, I don't like it drunk

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. eww...

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...I GREATLY prefer my phlegm non-meat-based and
CERTAINLY not covered in onions... but having once
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NOW... for the utmost in phlegmorabilia... let's talk okra.
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[MiddleFingerMom]

7. There are just two basic kinds of sliders...

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[KurtNYC]

15. pressed chopped liverwurst and onions on a twinkie

gross

[Systematic Chaos]

5. There are a ton of no-oil, DELICIOUS veggie burgers you can make at home...

...in about as much time as it would take to go to White Castle and back.

Besides, if you're stoned you shouldn't be driving anyway. :P

[Chan790]

16. Actually, there are a few studies showing people drive better stoned.

They manage to obey more traffic controls and drive below the speed limit. They're more patient and courteous too. Maybe not-stoned people shouldn't be allowed to drive. :smoke::P

[Systematic Chaos]

18. What's really scary is all these people on LEGAL medications...

...whose synapses are fried to Hell and back.

And I don't just mean the stuff for depression. Seems like almost every class of drugs has some kind of side effect on the brain, no matter how subtle.

There's no way to control that. :(

[Kat45]

10. Why are sliders such a big deal these days?

Seems like every restaurant has sliders. I've never had one, but my boyfriend goes nuts over them. They just look like tiny versions of a burger in a bun. :shrug:

[ThomasQED]

11. Like Kumar

The actor who plays Kumar is a vegetarian and all those burgers you see him eating in the movies are veggie burgers.

[MilesColtrane]

12. Because eggplant patties make drunks projectile vomit?

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. Watch how you say that, y'varmint!!!!

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[HopeHoops]

14. Because "green death" is already taken - pickles.

You get red death, yellow death and green death on Little Tavern death burgers - same basic thing as White Castle death burgers.

[DainBramaged]

17. Why don't veggie food makers make meat food?

grumble grumble pfffft pffft

[GoneOffShore]

19. Because that violates the whole "slider" ethos.

Their sliders aren't really meat anyway, so a vegan could eat them.

They're soylent green.

[Contrary1]

20. Horseradish mustard...

I have nothing else to add.

[newcriminal]

21. White Castles are a gift from God.

[Chan790]

24. Which god?

Because no just and loving god I can conceive of would ever impose White Castle on anybody.

White Castle, a gift from the Crawling Chaos. Nyarlathotep be praised!!

[newcriminal]

25. When was the last time you had one?

[Chan790]

26. College.

They don't really fit my current vegan lifestyle.

[newcriminal]

28. Then you have no say so. Go eat your vegetables.

All kidding aside, I don't know how anyone can be vegan. My girls are vegetarians and that is hard enough, couldn't imagine trying to cook for them without cheese.

I do love white castles though. We have to buy a case (100 of them) when we do get them. I have two teenage boys that love them too. We only go there maybe twice a year so we eat them for a couple of days.

[hobbit709]

22. Why do the grazers want their food to look like meat.

You don't see the meat eaters do up their steaks to look like broccoli.

[kentauros]

30. Because many meat-things come in "convenient shapes"

like hot dogs and burgers. And then there are the buns that go with them. Might as well make the veggie items in the same shapes ;)

Think, too, about "finger food" and the memory of eating the "real" meat items. Should veggie-items go for some unique shape and we former meat-eaters must just "get used to it"? Marketing will say that you go with the familiar every time.

[quakerboy]

23. Where would they get Veggie Liver?

[Chan790]

27. Presumably the same place as this.

That label if you can't read it says "Vegetable Suet"

[quakerboy]

29. Touch-e

mon frier.