Explain yourself!

[Sky Masterson]

:popcorn:

[Inchworm]

1. I want Doc Martin to be my doc

Errr... Doctor Elling.. ellin. elling-something!

And you?!?

:hi:

[Sky Masterson]

2. I want Elliot to be my Doc.

She could change my bedpan any day. ;) :hi:

[Inchworm]

4. Turn your head and cough

:rofl:

[taterguy]

3. You wouldn't understand

[Sky Masterson]

5. I have been studying you for years.

I have discovered that you are a clinically depressed picklephiliac with a weird spud fixation..

[taterguy]

6. I hate pickles

[Sky Masterson]

7. Those who love pickles usually are the first ones to say they hate them

;)

[taterguy]

11. Usually? Since when have I been a usual poster?

[Chan790]

8. What's to explain?

I'm a kinky polyamorous mostly-straight vegetarian atheist hipster intellectual who idolizes Keynes and quotes Thomas Pynchon, Haruki Murakami and Roberto Bolaño extensively. I have a graduate degree in political theory and have never worked in the field. I work in a bank, used to be a barista and before that a literacy-activist and assoc. director of communications and development for a municipal subsidiary of LiteracyUSA. I am a published writer, poet, screenwriter and long-form journalist. I'm a member of the WGA-E and the Freelancers Union.

I'm also a priest of The Church of the Latter-day Dude.

What else do you want to know?

I moved to DC against my will and I miss my kitty dearly.

[Redstone]

9. No.

Redstone

[The Midway Rebel]

10. 'cause...

my mama said.

[AllenVanAllen]

12. Before I was a word I was a sound.

Before I was a sky I was a ground. Before I was a stone I was a hill. Before I was a wheel I was a will.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. My dear Sky Masterson!

I have no idea how to do that!

Can you explain yourself? Hmmm?

:P

[MilesColtrane]

14. I just want to make music that will move somebody...anybody.

That's the only reason I can figure why I'm here.

[TheMightyFavog]

15. That idiot bartender screwed up my drink.

A White Russian should not taste like oranges!

[nolabear]

16. Piece o' Cake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYvXp7_9GPE

[Moondog]

17. Bite me. n/t

[bluedigger]

18. I am self-evident. No explanation is needed. n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. A laboratory experiment gone awry. nt

[MorningGlow]

20. I yam what I yam

But I hate spinach. :D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

21. yum! popcorn

:popcorn:

[Sky Masterson]

22. I wish the overlords here would invest in healthier icons/smilies

Why can't he be eating grapes? :eyes: I'll just bet Skinner and Co are getting kickbacks from the popcorn industry!! :dunce: :sarcasm:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. !

time to upgrade, Skinner :rofl:

[Bluzmann57]

23. Banjo music

That pretty much says it all.
www.blackbanjoproject.com
Never mind. The site has been taken down. But Otis Taylor is a wonderful banjo man.

[AsahinaKimi]

24. In ..

How many words?

[Sky Masterson]

26. As many as you like but you must do it metaphorically

:P

[AsahinaKimi]

28. Then I shall use a Haiku

Without flowing wine
How to enjoy lovely
Cherry blossoms?

[Orsino]

27. I'm sure I seemed like a good idea at the time. n/t

[Forkboy]

29. There is no explanation for me.