PSA: Please use hallucenogenics SAFELY.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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At the very least... please store them in pet-proof containers.
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[Tobin S.]

1. Check your inbox you big goof

[MilesColtrane]

2. You just know he's seeing undulating, rainbow colored Beggin' Strips.

It's like...BACON, man!

[The Midway Rebel]

3. Awwww...looks almost exactly like my dog. True story...

Once upon a time while struggling for my first undergrad degree, I took a job as a student worker for the college. I was a student for 8 hours and a custodian at the school for 4 hours at night. One day, while cleaning a classroom I found on the floor a tiny little pill. I was supposed to just throw it out but, considering it was found at a rather affluent college, that I am curious and that maybe it was a recreational type of drug--I stuck it in my pocket and took it home. I tried to identify it with a PDR. Blood pressure med? Some ADHD type drug? I searched but, no luck. I put the pill in a drawer and forgot about it. I should have tossed it.

Flash forward about 7 years and I am getting a new/used computer desk. While hurriedly cleaning out the old desk, I found the tiny pill and set it aside. Apparently, at some point in the shuffle it got knocked on the floor where my curious and nosy 90 lb. Siberian Husky/Shepard mix licked it up and ate it. It took me hours to figure out what was happening to him. At first, I was paniced and completely heartbroken. I thought he was having a stroke. He is older than 7 years. That is late middle age for a dog his size.

He'd bark and chase the cat and pee on himself, constantly grunt and roll around in whatever smells he could find, he would stagger around and flop over and he had that same look as the dog in the picture. Goofy. He acted just goofy. It was almost like he was in a state of...of...ecstasy...yeah...thats it..ecsta...hey! I think my dog is tripping on MDMA!

By the time I figured out what was going on he was coming down from his trip so no trip to the vet this time. He is still around. I love him lots.

Kind of sucks...my dog has tripped on MDMA and I haven't. I don't think I will if the stuff is going to make me pee on myself and chase the cat.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. For a coupla years in Pennsylvania, I had a girlfriend whose nickname was "Brownie Kate"...

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...a well-deserved nickname, indeed.
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Once, she was at a friend's house and made a tray of pot brownies
and left them on the counter to cool. She and her friend went out
for a while... and when they got back, they found that, although
they had forgotten that they had left the brownies out, her friend's
big yellow lab had NOT.
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. WOLFED most of it down. Out cold when they got home. RUSHED
to the vet's where they hemmed and hawed until the vet told them
that he saw this a coupla times a year, and although it didn't appear
like the chocolate had done any damage, the dog would probably sleep
in until the NEXT day -- and then be very very very very hungry.
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And very very very very thirsty.
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And would love everyone. Man.
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But she already did THAT anyway.
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