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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 11:30 PM
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I need some anti-Republican jokes.
One of my friends opened the door and now I'm going to walk through it. She claims not to like to talk politics but she just sent this stupid anti-liberal joke out to me and some of my friends. In my tradition of not letting any attack on my viewpoints go unanswered, I'm now in need of some anti-Republican jokes. Not just plain old anti-Bush jokes, but rather some that attack repubs. for who they are and what they believe in, as this other joke did to liberals. Please give me some ammo as I've never been a big fan of jokes myself.

Thanks!
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furrylitldevil Donating Member (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 11:39 PM
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1. Here's one
Two wealthy Repubs are sitting in a restaurant, one of them being the owner.

The owner turns to his guest and says, "See? I'm doing my part to help the economy, I just opened up three new jobs in my restaurant."

Just as the two get finished toasting each other's success, the busboy comes by to clear off their dishes and says, "I know, I have all three of them."
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rhino47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 11:40 PM
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2. heres one
Edited on Sun Mar-28-04 11:43 PM by rhino47
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.

"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"

"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"


http://rackjite.com/
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:04 AM
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3. Look around the Bush forum
It's full of them.
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mac1000a Donating Member (141 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 02:01 AM
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4. Here's another
Two guys are sitting around talking about politics.

One of them asks the other, "So why are you a Democrat?"

"Because my daddy and granddaddy were Democrats," was the man's reply.

"What if your daddy and granddaddy were horse thieves?"

"In that case, I guess I'd be a Republican."
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rhino47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 02:34 PM
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5. lol lol good one
My grandfather always did refer to the gop as the robber barons party.
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 02:40 PM
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6. here's a couple -
Some guy told me, Im a Republican but I vote my conscience.
So I asked him, How can you do both?

Republicans will save the rainforest - if you tell them thats where the golf ball trees are!

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the liberals would just leave it alone, it would change itself.



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