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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 09:57 AM
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My NEWEST Haiku, "I Leave The Seat Up"
I leave the seat up

It upsets her to no end

And yet, it's still up



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Unauthorized reproduction is strictly prohibited. All rights reserved.

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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 10:04 AM
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1. Charge it to Dr. Strange's paypal account. nt
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 10:36 AM
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2. That account is empty.
It has no money; no cash.
Poor, sexy doctor.
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