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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-10 05:27 PM
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No one here can love or understand me.
Oh, what hard luck stories they all hand me.
Make my bed and light the light.
I'll arrive, late tonight.
Blackbird, bye bye.

variation: Make my bed and light the gas.
If I'm not home, kiss my ass.
Blackbird, bye bye.

Not sure what brought that on.
Just a brain fart?
;-)
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-10 05:41 PM
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1. I don't understand
What's a brain fart?






Need some q-tips?








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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-10 05:44 PM
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2. From Wiki:
A brain fart (jocularly derived from "brainstorm")<1> is slang for a special kind of abnormal brain activity which results in human error while performing a repetitive task,<2><3> or more generally denoting a degree of mental laxity or any task-related forgetfulness, such as forgetting how to hold a fork. Tom Eichele, a neuroscientist at the University of Bergen in Norway, was part of an international team of researchers who identified evidence that the brain fart is detectable in brain scans up to 30 seconds before the mistake is actually made. The researchers suspect the abnormal behavior is the result of the brain attempting to save effort on a task by entering a more restful state. The scientists detailed their findings on 21 April 2008 online in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. The scientific term they gave the phenomenon is "maladaptive brain activity change."<4>

The term is typically employed in the United States<5> to indicate a regrettable and poorly thought out choice of action. According to vaunted Philadelphia Flyers defenceman and amateur linguist Denis Gauthier—whose seminal association with the phenomenon has earned him the honorific sobriquet "Mr. Brainfart"—a brainfart occurs when one "momentarily loses his sense of logic…and does something 'dumb'."<6>

A further clarification comes from investigative journalist Louie Pierson, who proffers that while accidents are preventable, "brain farts are unpredictable, unpreventable and universal", and advances the theory that Mother Nature had "added the unfathomable minor irritant of the brain fart as a failsafe backup."<7>
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-10 05:54 PM
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3. "momentarily loses his sense of logic…and does something 'dumb'."
Kinda like my reply to your OP.

:cry:
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-10 06:03 PM
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4. No, it's deeper than that
unfortuanaely, I'm not too deep at the moment, but I appredciate your openness, and willingness to share yourself.

Shit, if I were 20 years younger and not inebriated, I'd share with you. :)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-10 06:12 PM
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5. good lord trof, wait your turn already
you're about halfway down my list OK?
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