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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 09:38 PM
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Forgiveness

Subject: Forgiveness

>
>> Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ' How many of you have
> forgiven your enemies? '
>
> 80% held up their hands.
>
> The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one
> small elderly lady.
>
> 'Mrs. Neely?'; ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? '
>
> I don't have any. 'She replied, smiling sweetly.
>
> 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you? '
>
> 'Ninety-eight, 'she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their
> hands.
>
> 'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
> person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? '
>
> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
> congregation, and said, ' I outlived the bitches.. '

:rofl: :rofl:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 04:34 AM
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1. Okay, that's seriously funny!
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 08:37 AM
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2. I like this Mrs. Neely.
fucking A.
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Monique1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 09:00 AM
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3. How funny
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 09:16 AM
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4. Bwahahaha!
I love that!
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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 12:00 PM
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5. Very funny!
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 01:22 PM
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6. I love Mrs. Neely.
:rofl:
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mcollins Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 05:00 PM
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7. too funny. nt
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